@KiwiFarmsArkavel sure thing buddy

@Vulpinefox talk about CA? ok! my mother is in prison along with her ex husband

its lame that this is my worst one, but I tackled a guy for pouring powerade down my back. he fell on a tree root on the ground and he just layed there in pain, it was hilarious. that wasn't the only guy i tackled that day for pouring substances on me

@Nataliezz tee hee

@Nataliezz then how bout you get outta the thread instead, you don't gotta comment.

as a sheltered little kid I didn't have much internet access, so when I got a school laptop in 5th grade I really took advantage of it. here's a story.

alot of websites, games, and Spotify was blocked, so introduced to my class "unblock everything", and "Xbrowser." they were app browsers that kept no history, and obviously unblocked everything. almost every kid was using them. there was a boy in my class who didn't like me. he forgot to connect his headphones and his music blared. the teacher asked who it was, and another boy pointed to him. the teacher went thru his laptop and found images of weapons, searching harmless things like backgrounds, and his spotify, and she was just furious. he got defensive and upset, saying "have you seen the things Addie does on her computer???" I immediately looked up and got SO SCARED. she said to me "do I need to check your computer?" I innocently said "sure." knowing the teacher would get mad over the smallest searches that weren't schoolwork, I wiped everything. apps, history, and pictures. mind you I didn't even know how to, I just figured it out In the 2 seconds she gave me. I brought it to her, and she looked through everything, and found nothing. the boy was like "she must have deleted it." the teacher let me go sit down, and it was over with. two of the "popular girls" knew everything I did on my laptop, and they were asking me how I got rid of it all, and I showed them.

I didn't learn my lesson. a couple weeks later, after lunch I opened my laptop, and usually my headphones automatically connected, but I think I forgot to turn them on. i went on YouTube to watch videos, and a mr beast ad blared for the whole class to hear. "𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙐𝙋 𝙂𝙐𝙔𝙎" is all they heard while a clicked every key in existence. my teacher said "who's laptop was that?" and everyone around me ratted me out while I deleted the app I was on to watch it, "unblock everything", but I forgot to delete xbrowser. there was nothing wrong with the xbrowser tabs I had open, they just weren't school related. it was just random things I was curious about (like what is the most popular song) she said "stop, close your computer, bring it to me." I did, and my heart was pounding. my parents were more strict then than now, and I did NOT want them to get a phone call. she couldn't find anything (even tho the window for xbrowser was open, just not visible) and she was like "what was that? I cant find anything." I said I was doing my work when it made that noise and I couldn't figure out what it was. (BS) she believed me, but the same boy from earlier said "i'll help you" I said "buzz out, brenden." and the teacher said "uh uh." and let him come help her. they were DUMB. he looked through my history and found nothing, and I was standing there looking at the black x at the very bottom (the app cover) hoping he wouldn't click it. he never did. she let me go.
my friends later told me I was white as a ghost when I was standing beside the teachers desk. I decided I was only going to do my school work on my laptop, because I didn't want any of that to happen again.

while I WAS on xbrowser, there was some concerning ads popping up. my curious 10 year old self clicked it, and it was a dating website. not the kind you would think. my innocence flew away due to the content that was shown on that website. I showed my friends for reasons I still don't know. I also found some pretty concerning things on
Spotify and showed my friends. gah, wasn't I a devil? /hj

@Yanderemenhera I got SCARRED for life in 5th grade by an ad similar to this on Xbrowser (ooo I have a new storytime to tell)