Do something productive with your life.

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@StarryPeach
SIghhh... Nothing.

... Star.

@stupidguy Yes! I shall talk to my team about setting one up!

The following was recorded on a private interview with @shockrat . If you have questions and concerns. DM please, and thank you! All right reserved of the official Snail Mail publisher. Blah, blah, blah.. ENJOY!

StarryPeach: "What’s the oddest smell you enjoy, like gasoline, burnt toast, etc..."

Shockrat : "old man cologne"

StarryPeach: "What’s your go-to embarrassing but true story that always gets a laugh?"

• Shockrat: "when i was younger, I set milk on fire. No one ever believes me. I put Oil in milk to make pretty colors, then remembered seeing something on tv about how oil spills can light water on fire and went, that sounds fun, so i did it with milk. it was not a fun day."

StarryPeach: "Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good-smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?"

ShockRat: "no nose. I can almost never smell things anyway"

StarryPeach: "Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste?"

Shockrat: "every night"

StarryPeach: "What music would you choose to play every time you walk into a room?"

Shockrat: "Barbie girl by aqua"

StarryPeach: "Would you like to say something to the readers before we go?"
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Shochrat: "Pwease go watch sword art online. Bye Bye!!!"

That's it for Snail Mail News! Thank you for reading SHOCKRAT's interview!

Editor: @snail-mail
Publisher: @snail-mail
Interviewer: @starrypeach
Interviewed: @shockrat

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@RazorBladeElli
Sorry!!

Natille. Or however you spell it. That's them. Forget how to spell it. My apologies in advance.

The following was recorded on a private interview with @Gl1tch . If you have questions and concerns. DM please, and thank you! All right reserved of the official Snail Mail publisher. Blah, blah, blah.. ENJOY!

Snail mail: "First question (1), what could you talk about and never get bored or tired of it..?"

Gl1tch: "Idk I could get bored of drawing or like creating games I don’t really know it depends on the excitement"

Snail Mail: "Well then! What interests you? (2) And why? Does it have a deep meaning? Or is it just something you like..?"

Gl1tch: "Anything that involves gaming or some shit like that because when I grow up, I wanna be a gamer and be like a YouTuber or some shit like that
But really gaming doesn’t really have a neon. I just do it because I’m bored."

Snail Mail: "That sounds cool! I don't play video games often... What kind of video games do you like..?"

Gl1tch: "Usually Poppy playtime or some other horror games but just to wind down and get ready for bed I usually do rocket league because it requires a little skill but not much so yeah I’ve been like trying to get a PC but I can’t afford it so yeah

Snail Mail: "That's interesting! I wish you good luck on the PC!! ☆, what are some hobbies you have..? (4)"

Gl1tch: "I don’t really have any hobbies just gaming and talking with my friends"

Snail Mail: "Last and final question! (5) What is something you wish you had learned sooner..??"

Gl1tch: "Hmm that is a tricky question I wish I learned how to eat different food"

Snail Mail: "That concludes this interview, anything to the readers..?"

Gl1tch: "Uhhhhhh have a wonderful day and awesome day m--herf--kers"

Thanks for reading the Snail Mail News! Till next time..! ☆
Arthur: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Publisher: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Interviewer: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Interviewed: @Gl1tch

@vulpinefox
I have only blocked one person. And that was today. I got tired of it.

@vulpinefox
Agreed. I personally like people regardless of how they perceive me. Maybe they block me a lot. Maybe that don't. ☆

@tyler_x
Never seen such "DETERMINATION"...☆
Get it?

@seal
Holy shiza.. I'm overjoyed!! 🤩

@DoesBadThingsGuy
So silly chat ☆

@SumRandomLoser YES.

@st4tic
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