My guy.. You're also new..

New bdns users after confirming they're not 8 years old:

@Andyboi we're discovering seas, islands, Countries, to find WHO ASKED. /j

VGMoose reading this:

"My guy, just sign the petition." ahh look
/j of course, we all love our VG

C'mon, lets be honest tho, reading some long ahh bios to see if that one kid has a similar Obsession
Or finding some old ahh posts that made us wish we were There before
Or am I alone? ;-;

SHES PREGANT (/j, ik its misspelled, but whatever)

@YourAriesBestie GIRLS TURN LESBEAN WHEN THEY C ME
emo music
AAAAALLLL GIRRLLLLLSSS ARE THE SAAAAA-

@Lana-Sonamy Oo-o-o-oo-o--o-o-o-o-oo-oh!! You shipped yourself w-w-w-w--w-with m-m--m-m-m-m-me-?
I-I-I'm blushing s-ss-s--soooo much-!!!

START SHIPPING BDNS USERS BEFORE THIS GETS BANNED
(Literally and Relationshiply)
(BEFORE I GET BANNED!!!!!1!1!!1/j)

The admins that are responsible for this:

omg, im calling mods on u guys /j
Papa @Apollo.is.silly teach them smth..

imagine gng
"Hey Apollo, can you connect me?"

what did u js say.
The stare of judgement/j

Guys, I'm home alone and.. I think i heard some defrosting.. (If ykyk)

@Apollo.Is.Silly wof. ()

i is 15 5 end i em lerneng hew tu spel!!! wesh me luk!!!
@apowlow.ees.seely (@apollo.is.silly) es mi ferst ded, end @beengus.peepeepoopoo.4 ees mi secund
Iy howp i spel de best!!!
iy am googil
And then i proceed to put category to news /j
(THIS POST IS SATIRE GANG, I KNOW ENGLISH VERY WELL- )

Unc. /j

@luuvxx_ ...YUH HUH!!!!

@apollo.is.silly smelt the fan in you, luuvxx.