As,a Muslim, Some of these "Jokes" Are taken seriously "lmao don't bomb me" Some of us'll take it "Osa-" just stfu genuinely, its getting annoying, I read the Quran, What kind of religion would allow all of that?? Next time if you want to discriminate a religion, Do some Proper Research From Muslims.
(oN bRoWsEr DnS)

@Apollo.Is.Silly said in 10 Reasons Why I Love My Bf <3:

@Gabii HER?! imma man

The most invisible - @Mel @Parzi_Arty

@Apollo.Is.Silly

Party so hard you forget to be concious

R-R-R-Really?????? I'm your best fwend???

Congrats!!

HELP WHAT DID I JUST SEE

@Bingus.4 if you leave, me and @Enchanted are gonna drag u back so that @Apollo.is.silly doesn't leave I'm getting Enchanted into this for funnies

Everytime she mentions Her man, I'm Wonderin' "If she gets a man.. I can get a man too, Right..? hmm.. I dunno.." but tbh ur relationship is wholesome! (I have 4 real life ex's. I'm that smegsie.)

@Kimura Shhh... I'm 5'11.. I'm the tallest.. dont talk... Shhh...

So Apparently, I'm in the Middle East, And of course.. My dumb Eshop wont work! I'm tryna buy something here and you just say "Hm, Eshop not available in region/country" Like [censored]. no
What do I do chat? I can't move, bc if I do i'll just go to another Third world Country You think little fuckass me is gonna bomb the eshop or what?

@sageee i do talk Mikal aftin too!!!!!!!
BABYGUROOOOOO

DO NOT PROMISE THAT @Enchanted

@iBruh not you, this mf speaks ancient cavemen

The pants were white as shit

So, Just a quick fact, I'm a taekwando student in summers And Taekwando is hard af, incase you didn't know, taekwando students wear white uniforms, just like Karate, Anyways, Today We were learning how to side kick, I already know since I'm a brown belt, But I continue to teach my classmates, My Sister was watching, Which was fine (NOTE THAT DOWN!!!) and suddenly one of the teachers spoke to her, After I finished demonstrating, We began stretching, Doing one [censored] up pose, The boy behind me was Giggling, And I was wondering "Maybe hes just laughing at how cringe the pose is lol" THE TEACHER CAME UP TO ME, AND TOLD ME OUT LOUD I HAD MY PERIOD.
i lost my shit and broke down in the car, I saw a friend knock on the window, we sat and spoke for a while, Then my mom came in and said 'WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE PADS WERENT INVE- Oh Hi Melissa!"

Bury my body.

@kimura

are you high.

somebody is gonna find out they have a secret admirer here istg