What is the absolute WORST thing you’ve ever read

Yanderemenhera

@french_fry_guy yes, some pearl clutching parent put on their tinfoil hat and wrote about monster high being a part of the new world order and unethical experiments the US government has done. you can try to find the entire article ifyw, but be warned it's confusing and makes no sense

Idyll

"Eugenie Grandet" by Honore de Balzac. I'm sorry, but I am not going to pretend this book was any interesting. I've read Moliere's "The Miser" before this, and the core message of both of them is pretty much the same. There are a few differences but I could not help but notice the similarities which, unfortunately, made it worse. Had I read "Eugenie Grandet" before the other, then the other would've found itself as the worst. I do not like novels that centre their core message around money. I only read it because it was part of our literature class monthly compulsory reading programme.

theadora

ai slop erotica.....can't even remember the title, but it was soo horribly written, made it painful to attempt to read

either it was slop, or horrible translation, or semi-illiterate

SPOOKY shrub

boyfriends webtoon

WeedAreTheWorld

@SumRandomLoser

Okay defending the guy that larps gore btw 🫩

CH3SI

uhh
a shitty brightshed fic that i WOULDVE liked if they didn't write the weirdass shit i like so horribly
it had potential until it didnt

edit:
just remembered something worse
big pauly x reader on wattpad

xenthy

ao3 in general.. i thought itd be funny to search jhonny and gyro and i was with a friend.. and the writer was horrible... he made cowboys sound like buisnessmen and made them stupid sounding..

it was like "hows the weather today?" meanwhile them in the middle of a blazing desert

TheRoaringKnight

One time I read a fic on Ao3 (Spy vs Spy) and among other things, it made a kid replace every "f" with "ph", so at one point the kid said "fluffy" and the author made it say "phluphphy"
There were other issues, but this was one of the larger things I noticed in it.

ShuriKitty

@SumRandomLoser Actually pissing the bed laughing rn

WeedAreTheWorld

@ShuriKitty

Actually laughing the bed pissing rn

ShuriKitty

@WeedAreTheWorld Shit the bed Fred

WeedAreTheWorld

@ShuriKitty

Fred the bed shit