Give me the most useless advice

[danniltrifonov]

@Kaden i wish lol

[A Former User]

if your computer breaks, get it fixed

[SupearMan]

If you want to watch TV, turn on the TV.

[Ava Lee]

If someone ticks you off, kick em in da coochie :3 or if it's a guy- yeah.

[_nebula_]

if you close your mouth, you shut up! (no offence btw)

[A Former User]

mario’s real name is mario

[piercetheviolet]

cheem burhetr ....
(i couldnt think of advice)

[Kai_lol]

if you can't do it then try harder! (No offence)

[A Former User]

@LIMBO if your car is barking. Does that mean that pink fluffy unicorns are indeed dancing on rainbows.

[bingus]

if you a, you a.

(this is the most random and useless advice i could think of.)