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Gotta be the most hilarious Christian song ive ever heard in my life

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    Enchanted
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    "Try Jesus not me cause i throw hands
    Try Jesus please dont try me because i fight
    i know what he said about getting slapped
    but if you touch me or mine we gon have to scrap
    so try Jesus please dont try me because i fight
    i have no problem laying these hands...
    he said turn the other cheek
    but thats one part of the bible that dont sit right with me
    so try Jesus dont try me cause i fight
    i have no problem laying these hands"
    Try Jesus - Tobe Nwigwe

    me fr 😂

    I have decided to follow JESUS, The world behind the CROSS before and i wont turn back.

    Your NEVER alone - IKWTCB

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      lmaooo im not Christian but this is funny

      ''Idk if i can wait for u anymore... maybe its time to find a person who won't lie to me and will love me back the same...'' </3

      Senior Forum Moderator.

      Currently- why do u hurt me...
      Mental State- terrible.

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      • Apollo.Is.SillyA Apollo.Is.Silly

        lmaooo im not Christian but this is funny

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        @Apollo.Is.Silly bruh it got me on the floor dying and he's singing it seriously like a real song 💀

        I have decided to follow JESUS, The world behind the CROSS before and i wont turn back.

        Your NEVER alone - IKWTCB

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          bro if i hear this in church im switching religions 💀

          rip dort

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          • TheAndyboiT TheAndyboi

            bro if i hear this in church im switching religions 💀

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            @Andyboi LMFAO!!!!!

            I have decided to follow JESUS, The world behind the CROSS before and i wont turn back.

            Your NEVER alone - IKWTCB

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              Imagine enterring Church and hearing that song tho 😭
              "tRy JeSuS nOt Me"
              "Alr I'm going bald"

              Getting banned soon!!
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              • YuniY Yuni

                Imagine enterring Church and hearing that song tho 😭
                "tRy JeSuS nOt Me"
                "Alr I'm going bald"

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                @Gabii nah lmao cause the way my church is i might be able to convince them to sing it 💀

                I have decided to follow JESUS, The world behind the CROSS before and i wont turn back.

                Your NEVER alone - IKWTCB

                Enchanted - Forum Services Manger <3

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                  "Try Jesus not me cause i throw hands
                  Try Jesus please dont try me because i fight
                  i know what he said about getting slapped
                  but if you touch me or mine we gon have to scrap
                  so try Jesus please dont try me because i fight
                  i have no problem laying these hands...
                  he said turn the other cheek
                  but thats one part of the bible that dont sit right with me
                  so try Jesus dont try me cause i fight
                  i have no problem laying these hands"
                  Try Jesus - Tobe Nwigwe

                  me fr 😂

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                  @Enchanted Fr Lol

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