fill in the blanks of this sentence with nonsense, underscores are blanks

[Yanderemenhera]

my_bit me and i got _ and then _ said my _ needed to leave, so i decided to cook _ to cheer myself up

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

pet gorilla , rabies , my pet monkey , pet gorilla , the gorilla :3

[Yanderemenhera]

Good

[orbital]

i had a _ but lost it to _ when i _ and my _ got EXTREMELY upset, so much so that they _ me

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

@orbital million dollars , gambling , family , disowned

[orbital]

@Apollo.Is.Silly ykw fuck yeah next story should be about alcoholism

[Yanderemenhera]

i love alcohol