こぞ airlines psa
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here are some important tips for being on our airline to help ensure you're safety and well being on our plains
- our people of size big and small policy mandates everyone who is of any size can request an extra 4, 5, or 6 seats. so no matter how big or small you are you can get an extra seat! all other passengers who do not request extra seating will be placed with the luggage.
- we unfortunately do not not have any life vests, oxygen masks, or any first aid kits on our planes. if we do experience an emergency, you or you're loved one's will get a 5% refund on there ticket.
- we do unfortunately have an infestation of cobras on our planes from time to time, in the event of this one of our staff will got get a flame thrower from the back of the plane.
- we only have one guy flying the planes right now and he's only 14. please be paitent with him if we experience turbulence.
- for legal complaints, please call +1-800-989-2300. no matter what they say, there our legal team
- have a nice trip with こぞ airlines!
- we only have lard, fine aged grape juice, and kigogi and solent green on our planes menu. if you have any ditery resrictons we are sorry.
- our bathroom only is a bucket of cold water and whatever you have on you, so you can enjoy minimumizum in freshing up before you get to tokyo.
- if you're youngster is noisy we'll put them in the baggage area to avoid making others upset.
- we have 0 security so we trust you will be polite and well behaved on our filghts.
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here are some important tips for being on our airline to help ensure you're safety and well being on our plains
- our people of size big and small policy mandates everyone who is of any size can request an extra 4, 5, or 6 seats. so no matter how big or small you are you can get an extra seat! all other passengers who do not request extra seating will be placed with the luggage.
- we unfortunately do not not have any life vests, oxygen masks, or any first aid kits on our planes. if we do experience an emergency, you or you're loved one's will get a 5% refund on there ticket.
- we do unfortunately have an infestation of cobras on our planes from time to time, in the event of this one of our staff will got get a flame thrower from the back of the plane.
- we only have one guy flying the planes right now and he's only 14. please be paitent with him if we experience turbulence.
- for legal complaints, please call +1-800-989-2300. no matter what they say, there our legal team
- have a nice trip with こぞ airlines!
- we only have lard, fine aged grape juice, and kigogi and solent green on our planes menu. if you have any ditery resrictons we are sorry.
- our bathroom only is a bucket of cold water and whatever you have on you, so you can enjoy minimumizum in freshing up before you get to tokyo.
- if you're youngster is noisy we'll put them in the baggage area to avoid making others upset.
- we have 0 security so we trust you will be polite and well behaved on our filghts.
@Yanderemenhera Excuse Me But You Can't Chat In Japanese Because It's Harder For Mods To Do They're Job. And You're A Mod Yourself So Idk What I'm Saying XD
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kozo airlines? Wtf are you talking about link?
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im not a mod, never was
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what i said was kozo, or shit in Japanese. our airline is shit
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@Yanderemenhera Excuse Me But You Can't Chat In Japanese Because It's Harder For Mods To Do They're Job. And You're A Mod Yourself So Idk What I'm Saying XD
@KG3M0 translators exist,
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Using translators are too much of a hassle and a waste of time. Just learn the language.
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yeah
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would you fly on our airline?
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id fly,if i could bring like 3 people with me,a ray gun,and a small child
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why
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ない
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id fly,if i could bring like 3 people with me,a ray gun,and a small child
@That_MyChem_Fan yes, yes you could
owothe mighty
i do not do edating. especially with kid halve a decade or more younger. please, just don't bother trying to rizz me up
no offense to edaters. i just dont want to.currently i have limited Internet access
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@That_MyChem_Fan yes, yes you could
@Yanderemenhera You sure about that? here's
also this
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@GooXy Ik I Used It But Nah
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as long as you're paying 120$ usd per ticket idc
owothe mighty
i do not do edating. especially with kid halve a decade or more younger. please, just don't bother trying to rizz me up
no offense to edaters. i just dont want to.currently i have limited Internet access
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as long as you're paying 120$ usd per ticket idc
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This post is deleted!
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no, we're こぞ
