read the Bible please

[Yanderemenhera]

i'm so fucking hungry rn i'd eat the Bible....

[Yanderemenhera]

@StatlerWaldorf can my digestive juices disolve the knowledge and all of the versus get absorbed into my body making me holly

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

@Yanderemenhera thats... uhm... nevermind

you do you i guess

[Yanderemenhera]

@Apollo.Is.Silly yummy lmao

[StatlerWaldorf]

@Yanderemenhera that would be a desacration of God's holy Word

[Yanderemenhera]

@StatlerWaldorf but im hungie

[StatlerWaldorf]

still a desacration

[StatlerWaldorf]

eat the book of Mormon

[Yanderemenhera]

@StatlerWaldorf if Jesus came down from heaven i'd eat him i'd not reconize him

[Yanderemenhera]

@StatlerWaldorf i am dead ass that hungry for some reason

[StatlerWaldorf]

if he comes down, it is a signal of the end

[Yanderemenhera]

@StatlerWaldorf ok, and? it Wouldn't be canibalizum

[Yanderemenhera]

@StatlerWaldorf im already gonna go somewhere nice and toasty :D might as well not leave hungry

[StatlerWaldorf]

you would eat the Son who died for our sins?

[Yanderemenhera]

[StatlerWaldorf]

please find God and allow Him into your heart

[Yanderemenhera]

@StatlerWaldorf where is he?

[StatlerWaldorf]

He is with everyone

[Yanderemenhera]

@StatlerWaldorf i honestly can't tell if you're trolling rn or you really believe armigetin is coming

[Yanderemenhera]

if i eat my mail man, will i be extra holiy?