lets pretend we're all at a lunch table during lunch period

[StarEevee]

looks down at food eugh what is this sludge ahh food

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

it looks like someone nutted on the food and served ts to us bleghhh

[StarEevee]

eughh nah i aint eatin this, want a steak i brang a grill and meat to school

[A Former User]

oh my god i think the lunch lady clipped her fucking toenails in my food WHAT is that..

[StarEevee]

oh hey madison do u also want a steak i'm grilling meat using this portable grill i brang

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

@prof_girlkisser said in lets pretend we're all at a lunch table during lunch period:

oh my god i think the lunch lady clipped her fucking toenails in my food WHAT is that..

even the toenails got 360 Fortnite no-clipped

[A Former User]

PLEASE DUDE THIS SHIT SMELLS LIKE CHEESE.

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

@StarEevee said in lets pretend we're all at a lunch table during lunch period:

oh hey madison do u also want a steak i'm grilling meat using this portable grill i brang

ain't Mr barrel gonna suck your blood for that

[StarEevee]

ding okay the steak is ready grabs a plate and puts the steak on it here ya go you two, dont worry he isn't here today

[A Former User]

YAYYY

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

yessirrr

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

but no seriously your phone stinks grabs 4 cans of febreeze and sprays ts alot

[StarEevee]

oh sorry my mom bought this shitty phone from ebay for 10 bucks cuz shes such a fucking cheapskate

[A Former User]

iits probably not the phone its probably because you were playing shit with your nasty unwashed DOGS

[StarEevee]

madison my mom makes me take 3 showers a day it's the phone

[A Former User]

are u calling me madison

[StarEevee]

at the start of the school year you said to call you by that becausw u prefer it

[A Former User]

im a man

[StarEevee]

what the actual fuck-
then why'd you say to call u madison then??

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

lolll