Whos the funniest bdns!(No wrong answers,but you cant say yourself)

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband your chill i understand

[lucifers_husband]

@vessel
...Hwat.

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband im not human TwT

[Yanderemenhera]

@vessel I think the tiny arms/hands make the image even better

[vessel]

@Yanderemenhera ok it isnt mine

[Yanderemenhera]

@vessel ?

[vessel]

@Yanderemenhera idk I didn't read what I typed

[lucifers_husband]

@vessel

"HEY, YOU BAKA!!! LEAVE MY SUBMISSIVE LITTLE OMEGA ALONE!"

I stalk toward you, a low growl rumbling through my chest. My eyes turn red as I realize you've made Alastor cry. I turn back to you, teeth baring.

"Oh, now you've done it.. GRRR... GRRGH! BARK!! RUFF!"

I start my epic display of dominance, making you cower before me.

[Cicadasandbats]

@lucifers_husband
I...

[lucifers_husband]

... I would like to rescind my comment. I'm sorry for those I've hurt. I was not in the right head space when writing this, please forgive me.

[Cicadasandbats]

@lucifers_husband
LMAO?? It's ok.. your inner alpha came out..

[lucifers_husband]

@Cicadasandbats
Teehee.. I sowwy.

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband 👀

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband

[vessel]

He is bleeding because of gum damage

[lucifers_husband]

@vessel

"GRRRR.. RGH... STOP! HE's MINE! HE ONLY BELONGS TO MEXICO!!"
I pin Alastor against the wall to show my dominance.

[lucifers_husband]

... I meant "me". genuinely didn't mean "mexico".
Imma shut up now.

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband hi Mexico

[seal]

@seal