joke time

[microfoam]

what do depressed children and lightbulbs hve in common?

they both hang

[A Former User]

@Akaza STOPP LMAO

[Firepup650]

I'mma roll my two part joke:
1.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other guy's house.
2.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house.

[microfoam]

@oklol123 LMFAO- BUT EVERYONES HUMOUR IS BAD SO IM DOING DARK JOKES

[microfoam]

heres another:

I was digging in the back garden and the I found a treasure chest full of gold so I rushed inside to show my husband. I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place

[A Former User]

i honestly have no humor anymore, it just faded away lol

[microfoam]

lol same but i find dark humour funny

[lollapalooza]

i get most jokes if i get the ref (if there is one)

[Firepup650]

what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
trilingual
what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
bilingual
what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
american

[lollapalooza]

@Firepup650 legendary

[Firepup650]

@lollapalooza :D

[lollapalooza]

@Firepup650 and then (noone get offended pls)
What do you call someone who knows no languages?
stupid American

[microfoam]

WAHHAHAAHHAHA- sorry oklol

[lollapalooza]

oop yeaaa sorry @oklol123 i meant COUGHstupidfuckingrepublicansCOUGH

[A Former User]

it's ok, as an american, we are pretty stupid ngl

[microfoam]

[A Former User]

Here's some dark humor (dont get offended):

Where did David go after he entered the mines?

Everywhere.

[lollapalooza]

@AwesomeKoala89 when ur a genius n dark humour just clicks:yes.
begins to overthink

[A Former User]

whaddya call a group of kids in a road roadkill

[chiruby]

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