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microfoam
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#17

heres another:

I was digging in the back garden and the I found a treasure chest full of gold so I rushed inside to show my husband. I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place
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i honestly have no humor anymore, it just faded away lol
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microfoam
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lol same but i find dark humour funny
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lollapalooza

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i get most jokes if i get the ref (if there is one)
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Firepup650
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what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
trilingual
what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
bilingual
what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
american
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Firepup650

what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
trilingual
what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
bilingual
what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
american
lollapalooza

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@Firepup650 legendary
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lollapalooza

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@lollapalooza :D
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Firepup650

what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
trilingual
what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
bilingual
what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
american
lollapalooza

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@Firepup650 and then (noone get offended pls)
What do you call someone who knows no languages?
stupid American
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microfoam
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WAHHAHAAHHAHA- sorry oklol
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lollapalooza

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oop yeaaa sorry @oklol123 i meant COUGHstupidfuckingrepublicansCOUGH
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it's ok, as an american, we are pretty stupid ngl
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microfoam
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Here's some dark humor (dont get offended):

Where did David go after he entered the mines?

Everywhere.
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Here's some dark humor (dont get offended):

Where did David go after he entered the mines?

Everywhere.
lollapalooza

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@AwesomeKoala89 when ur a genius n dark humour just clicks:yes.
begins to overthink
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whaddya call a group of kids in a road roadkill
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Felixa Lee

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why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.
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@chiruby where did david go when he went into the mine?

everywhere
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Felixa Lee

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whyd ppl downvote my joke? its called dark humor for a reason.
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lollapalooza

@Firepup650 and then (noone get offended pls)
What do you call someone who knows no languages?
stupid American
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@lollapalooza
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