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All dark jokes are basically something straight out of quandale dingle
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A slice of pizza cant feed the family
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@JustUrLocalGay dark humor is like food.
some get it,others don't.@lollapalooza tru, i get it
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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Edit: Oh Im now seeing @Lukeissmall posted this one already xD
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What's the difference between Nemo and my father?
My father stills disappeared. -
My friend's dog died, so I bought her an identical one. She got even more mad and yelled, "What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs?!"
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions. -
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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
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What's the difference between Nemo and my father?
My father stills disappeared..𖥔 ݁ ˖ Bumi Supremacy 𔓘 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ Odetari Girl 𔓘 QUINNs pals swifties Donut's Box meow #Antichiruby society hit again BDNS DATABASE #BRINGBDNSBACK Stay Sober LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ∀ Chainsaw Man ∀ #SaveBrowseDNS The Official BDNS Mod Appreciation Group Lovers Of Latin smash or pass gang high af Mr. Duran's class Aka: Owls pet lovers! Fml Eldritch Horrors Survived a near death experience (yay) Steam Fans Guardians Of BDNS genshin impact players Neko TheFurriesOfDNS survivors The Vocal Side. #KeepBDNSSafe The Official Mother Figure of BDNS Repelli Destroyers Animal Crossing Gang 🤘Metal Fans🤘 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz #DownWithTheControversy Jizzrag Supremacy tempral stans cool ppl!😎 chat-perms artist's.. Bee and Puppycat fan '^' Todoroki's g r o u p .-. K-Pop Stans ♡♡ Stardust Crusaders ♡Chiruby Besties♥ Spotify ig Chaotic People 👌👌👌 JaredMLG besties we read fanfic lol Shownu Besties Lop Never Dies certified crackhead Has a Youtube Channel The Top V My Dress-Up Darling Supremacy Heavymetal fans!?!? Dark Humor Club Certified Weebs Milk and Cereal Buddies <3 Minecraft Pros #lopgang4life ariana grande stans Nintendo Switch Users Definitely a real group. Apple juice supremes apple-y 3ds Players My Hero Academia Chaotic Asexuals orange juice >>> apple juice Walking Dead Fans Epic Gamers 55 Ukraine supporter invite in to best chatssss switch players TRUE Gamers One Piece Fans fashionable people People who like frappes and those coffee milkshake things clowns PKM FAN Hackers neurodivergent Senkosexual Support Group not a serious group talk about wtv right to repair Demon Slayer = epic Coders People Switchbru my little pony fan club Sneakerhead@Broken_Twilight said in Dark Jokes:
What's the difference between Nemo and my father?
My father stills disappeared.And now... Do you know what does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found!
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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic...
I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings. -
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back. -
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick. -
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The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted... -
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Ok, I'mma stop
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People with covid have no taste
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I was digging a hole in my yard and found some buried treasure. I went to show my wife and then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
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Yesterday, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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I have many jokes about unemployed people, unfortunately, none of them work.
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How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer
