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Yesterday, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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I have many jokes about unemployed people, unfortunately, none of them work.
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How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer
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They say there’s a person in every friendship group capable of murder…
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he did anything.
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My therapist says "Time heals wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait…
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice. -
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
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Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He's all right now!
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with
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My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story
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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where u left it.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway -
All jokes are funny with the right delivery except miscarriage jokes
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least if you throw it hard enough
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I saw a crying child so I asked him where his parents were, this made him cry harder.
So, uh, working in an orphanage is fun.
