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  • ねこーちゃんね Offline
    ねこーちゃんね Offline
    ねこーちゃん
    Neko Banned
    wrote on last edited by
    #46

    an apple a day keeps apple away

    What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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    • Ghost BooG Offline
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      • Ghost BooG Offline
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        Ghost Boo
        LGBTQ Supremes Apple juice supremes Ukraine supporter neurodivergent Switchbru Chaotic Asexuals clowns Tamiyra's Fresh Picked Beans KK's Besties <3 switch players
        wrote on last edited by
        #48

        I saw a crying child so I asked him where his parents were, this made him cry harder.
        So, uh, working in an orphanage is fun.

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        • AlmondA Offline
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          Almond
          Co-Admin clowns
          wrote on last edited by
          #49

          Deez nuts

          Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

          I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

          I'm not a global mod ◇

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          • ? A Former User

            Post your dark jokes here.

            AlmondA Offline
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            Almond
            Co-Admin clowns
            wrote on last edited by
            #50

            @AwesomeKoala89 Add another K to your nickname and we will be screwed... (ITS A JOKE DONT CANCEL ME-)

            Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

            I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

            I'm not a global mod ◇

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            • AlmondA Offline
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              Almond
              Co-Admin clowns
              wrote on last edited by
              #51

              A motivational speaker with no arms: Even if I don't have any arms, I can still do everything you can do!

              Me: If your happy and you know it clap your hands

              Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

              I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

              I'm not a global mod ◇

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              • ? Offline
                ? Offline
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                wrote on last edited by A Former User
                #52

                i kept wondering why my friend was so cold, i stayed with him for days trying to warm him up. until i was told to leave the morgue

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                • ? A Former User

                  I wasnt close to my father when he died

                  Which is good because he stepped on a landmine

                  ねこーちゃんね Offline
                  ねこーちゃんね Offline
                  ねこーちゃん
                  Neko Banned
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #53

                  @AwesomeKoala89 shit man

                  What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                  • ねこーちゃんね Offline
                    ねこーちゃんね Offline
                    ねこーちゃん
                    Neko Banned
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #54

                    Today I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it opened the front camera.

                    What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                    • BrokenTwilightB Offline
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                      #55

                      Do you know what's a joke?
                      Ask my dad why he left from my life.

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                      • Felixa LeeF Offline
                        Felixa LeeF Offline
                        Felixa Lee
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #56

                        why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

                        TypeFriendly.
                        SexualityPansexual.
                        StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                        High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                        • Shownu HyungS Offline
                          Shownu HyungS Offline
                          Shownu Hyung
                          Shownu Besties
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #57

                          That's fucked up 😭

                          ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                          • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                            Felixa Lee
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #58

                            HAHA IKR! holy shite

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                            SexualityPansexual.
                            StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                            High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                            • Shownu HyungS Offline
                              Shownu HyungS Offline
                              Shownu Hyung
                              Shownu Besties
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #59

                              XDD

                              ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                              • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                                Felixa Lee
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #60

                                also. LanGuAge!

                                TypeFriendly.
                                SexualityPansexual.
                                StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                • Felixa LeeF Offline
                                  Felixa LeeF Offline
                                  Felixa Lee
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #61

                                  its like 5 in the morning for me rn cuz im visiting family in America. ca.

                                  TypeFriendly.
                                  SexualityPansexual.
                                  StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                  High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                  • AlmondA Offline
                                    AlmondA Offline
                                    Almond
                                    Co-Admin clowns
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #62

                                    Hitler's final piece of art was named
                                    The holocaust

                                    Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                                    I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                                    I'm not a global mod ◇

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                                    • Felixa LeeF Offline
                                      Felixa LeeF Offline
                                      Felixa Lee
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #63

                                      where did Kim Jong-Un go when he bombed' America?
                                      Everywhere.

                                      TypeFriendly.
                                      SexualityPansexual.
                                      StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                      High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                        ? Offline
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