@Almond-Milk

@Almond-Milk

Introduction
Humans are very smart. As human nature, we tend to always be getting smarter. We have made it to space, man has walked the moon 12 times. And very soon, plan to do it again!

Meet Dolly
But thats not why im here. Back in 1996, Dolly the sheep was taken to a science lab. And eventually, cloned Dolly and made an exact replica of the sheep. The sheep lived for quite a bit too!

Future plans?
Seeing the capability to clone these animals, Very soon we could be seeing something bigger.. Maybe soulless clones of humans! Now despite sounding freakishly creepy, It is very possible in the future. But, who knows whats next?

Conclusion
Humans, the curious mammal is constantly getting smarter. Life itself is being modified. One day, humans with no souls could walk upon us! This news changed my outlook on human intelligence... Let me know what you think!

November 12, 2022-

I am getting tired of this. The mods have said it many times. It's even in the rules. Don't derail threads. Your ruining the point of these threads with pointless stuff that could be used in the "Totally off topic". Stop acting like 8 year olds and make your own thread instead of ruining others. What harm could it make?

//edit congrats @Todoroki for getting the question right!

October 30, 2022-

Hello. How are you? We got not too much to go over today so let me just jump in.
User known as @Ltempral wanted the message to be spread around that he won't be
on as much due to family complications. Specifically getting caught by his mom. He
still claims to have his switch but wanted every user he knew before that he loves us
and that he misses us.

In other news, I am starting to see people downvoting others for their opinions on my thread.
Im disappointed about this after what we went over yesterday. Come on people. This isn't politics. This is a news forum. Get it right.

Question of the day!

What did the first almond newsletter post upon creation?

A: Apple controversy
B: 9/11
C.: Politics
D : Plain ole introduction.

FIRST CORRECT ANSWER GETS A SHOUTOUT IN THE NEXT POST.

Almond out.

October 29, 2022 -

A lot of people have started going against the rather notorious user, @felixa-lee.
Even though this goes against my good nature, This feels appropriate for me to bring
up. Honestly, Its apparent that she lies too much. But as we, The People Of BrowseDns..
I am disappointed by how i have seen us treating each other. All users have started going against
This user and all its rooted in was arguments throughout the community. This is NOT A argument post. I better not see it drag it's way into my news thread before we have an issue.

Thats the news. Honestly. Find something better to do with your life rather than argue with people.
Your getting nowhere. Have a good day.

Deez Nutty Os are now in our favorite shape.. Hot dogs! If your anyone like me.. You want a way to enjoy Deez Nutty O's while in the shape of my second favorite food! So what are you waiting for? Hot dog shaped Deez Nutty O's launched now!

(Upvoting and taxes may apply to the required cost. Don't consume if your pregnant/Don't want to get pregnant, Elderly, or a hypersensitive lesbian karen who finds this offensive.)

We introduce to you the best mother frickin cereal money can buy... And its called Deez nutty O's. Filled with the all time favorite nut cream filling oats and delicious marshmallows (Also nut flavored). The milk even turns into nut! So what are you waiting for? Get your box of Deez nutty O's today! Tax and upvotes may apply to the required cost. Do not eat Deez Nutty O's if you are pregnant/Don't want to get pregnant, Elderly, Faint hearted, Or a lesbian Karen who thinks this is offensive.

Hello, And I am Tamiyra. Head of the Almond newsletter. And I am here to inform you about this classic, Highly requested newsletter. As you may know, The original Almond Newsletter was created a while back on september 11 but shut down due to time constraint. But, as of now the almond newsletter is here to stay and has no planned cancellation. Won't you join me?

A motivational speaker with no arms: Even if I don't have any arms, I can still do everything you can do!

Me: If your happy and you know it clap your hands

@Ghost. Bros glazing himself

Skibidi doo dop skibidi A

Merry chrkam

God loves all of us, but doesn't like our actions. So while he can't support all of our choices, his love for us remains the same.

@Selene "science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein

@shrub pfft obviously

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