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  • ? Offline
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    A Former User
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    #42

    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    Right where u left it.

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      BrokenTwilight
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      wrote on last edited by
      #43

      What do you call a dog with no legs?
      It doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway

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      • ? Offline
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        A Former User
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        #44

        All jokes are funny with the right delivery except miscarriage jokes

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        • ? Offline
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          A Former User
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          #45

          An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least if you throw it hard enough

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          • ねこーちゃんね Offline
            ねこーちゃんね Offline
            ねこーちゃん
            Neko Banned
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            #46

            an apple a day keeps apple away

            What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                #48

                I saw a crying child so I asked him where his parents were, this made him cry harder.
                So, uh, working in an orphanage is fun.

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                  Co-Admin clowns
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #49

                  Deez nuts

                  Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                  I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                  I'm not a global mod ◇

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                  • ? A Former User

                    Post your dark jokes here.

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                    Almond
                    Co-Admin clowns
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #50

                    @AwesomeKoala89 Add another K to your nickname and we will be screwed... (ITS A JOKE DONT CANCEL ME-)

                    Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                    I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                    I'm not a global mod ◇

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                      Co-Admin clowns
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #51

                      A motivational speaker with no arms: Even if I don't have any arms, I can still do everything you can do!

                      Me: If your happy and you know it clap your hands

                      Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                      I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                      I'm not a global mod ◇

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                      • ? Offline
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                        A Former User
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                        #52

                        i kept wondering why my friend was so cold, i stayed with him for days trying to warm him up. until i was told to leave the morgue

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                        • ? A Former User

                          I wasnt close to my father when he died

                          Which is good because he stepped on a landmine

                          ねこーちゃんね Offline
                          ねこーちゃんね Offline
                          ねこーちゃん
                          Neko Banned
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #53

                          @AwesomeKoala89 shit man

                          What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                          • ねこーちゃんね Offline
                            ねこーちゃんね Offline
                            ねこーちゃん
                            Neko Banned
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #54

                            Today I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it opened the front camera.

                            What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                              #55

                              Do you know what's a joke?
                              Ask my dad why he left from my life.

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                              • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                                Felixa Lee
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #56

                                why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

                                TypeFriendly.
                                SexualityPansexual.
                                StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                • Shownu HyungS Offline
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                                  Shownu Hyung
                                  Shownu Besties
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #57

                                  That's fucked up 😭

                                  ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                                  • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                                    Felixa Lee
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #58

                                    HAHA IKR! holy shite

                                    TypeFriendly.
                                    SexualityPansexual.
                                    StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                    High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                    • Shownu HyungS Offline
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                                      Shownu Besties
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #59

                                      XDD

                                      ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                                        Felixa Lee
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #60

                                        also. LanGuAge!

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                                        SexualityPansexual.
                                        StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                        High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                          #61

                                          its like 5 in the morning for me rn cuz im visiting family in America. ca.

                                          TypeFriendly.
                                          SexualityPansexual.
                                          StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                          High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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