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  • ? Offline
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    A Former User
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    #45

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least if you throw it hard enough

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    • ねこーちゃんね Offline
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      Neko Banned
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      #46

      an apple a day keeps apple away

      What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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          #48

          I saw a crying child so I asked him where his parents were, this made him cry harder.
          So, uh, working in an orphanage is fun.

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          • AlmondA Offline
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            Co-Admin clowns
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            #49

            Deez nuts

            Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

            I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

            I'm not a global mod ◇

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            • ? A Former User

              Post your dark jokes here.

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              Almond
              Co-Admin clowns
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              #50

              @AwesomeKoala89 Add another K to your nickname and we will be screwed... (ITS A JOKE DONT CANCEL ME-)

              Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

              I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

              I'm not a global mod ◇

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                #51

                A motivational speaker with no arms: Even if I don't have any arms, I can still do everything you can do!

                Me: If your happy and you know it clap your hands

                Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                I'm not a global mod ◇

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                • ? Offline
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                  #52

                  i kept wondering why my friend was so cold, i stayed with him for days trying to warm him up. until i was told to leave the morgue

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                  • ? A Former User

                    I wasnt close to my father when he died

                    Which is good because he stepped on a landmine

                    ねこーちゃんね Offline
                    ねこーちゃんね Offline
                    ねこーちゃん
                    Neko Banned
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                    #53

                    @AwesomeKoala89 shit man

                    What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                    • ねこーちゃんね Offline
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                      Neko Banned
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                      #54

                      Today I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it opened the front camera.

                      What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                        #55

                        Do you know what's a joke?
                        Ask my dad why he left from my life.

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                        • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                          Felixa Lee
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                          #56

                          why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

                          TypeFriendly.
                          SexualityPansexual.
                          StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                          High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                          • Shownu HyungS Offline
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                            Shownu Besties
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #57

                            That's fucked up 😭

                            ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                              #58

                              HAHA IKR! holy shite

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                              SexualityPansexual.
                              StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                              High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                              • Shownu HyungS Offline
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                                Shownu Hyung
                                Shownu Besties
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #59

                                XDD

                                ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                                • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                                  Felixa Lee
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                                  #60

                                  also. LanGuAge!

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                                  SexualityPansexual.
                                  StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                  High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                    Felixa Lee
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #61

                                    its like 5 in the morning for me rn cuz im visiting family in America. ca.

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                                    StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                    High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                    • AlmondA Offline
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                                      Almond
                                      Co-Admin clowns
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #62

                                      Hitler's final piece of art was named
                                      The holocaust

                                      Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                                      I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                                      I'm not a global mod ◇

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                                        Felixa Lee
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #63

                                        where did Kim Jong-Un go when he bombed' America?
                                        Everywhere.

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                                        StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                        High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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