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  • ? Offline
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    A Former User
    wrote on last edited by A Former User
    #52

    i kept wondering why my friend was so cold, i stayed with him for days trying to warm him up. until i was told to leave the morgue

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    • ? A Former User

      I wasnt close to my father when he died

      Which is good because he stepped on a landmine

      ねこーちゃんね Offline
      ねこーちゃんね Offline
      ねこーちゃん
      Neko Banned
      wrote on last edited by
      #53

      @AwesomeKoala89 shit man

      What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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        ねこーちゃん
        Neko Banned
        wrote on last edited by
        #54

        Today I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it opened the front camera.

        What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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          wrote on last edited by
          #55

          Do you know what's a joke?
          Ask my dad why he left from my life.

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          • Felixa LeeF Offline
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            Felixa Lee
            wrote on last edited by
            #56

            why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

            TypeFriendly.
            SexualityPansexual.
            StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
            High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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            • Shownu HyungS Offline
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              Shownu Hyung
              Shownu Besties
              wrote on last edited by
              #57

              That's fucked up 😭

              ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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              • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                Felixa Lee
                wrote on last edited by
                #58

                HAHA IKR! holy shite

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                • Shownu HyungS Offline
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                  Shownu Hyung
                  Shownu Besties
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #59

                  XDD

                  ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                  • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                    Felixa Lee
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #60

                    also. LanGuAge!

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                      Felixa Lee
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #61

                      its like 5 in the morning for me rn cuz im visiting family in America. ca.

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                      StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                      High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                      • AlmondA Offline
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                        Co-Admin clowns
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #62

                        Hitler's final piece of art was named
                        The holocaust

                        Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                        I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                        I'm not a global mod ◇

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                        • Felixa LeeF Offline
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                          Felixa Lee
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #63

                          where did Kim Jong-Un go when he bombed' America?
                          Everywhere.

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                          SexualityPansexual.
                          StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                          High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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