@Jujub_811 who told bro ts

the gorilla

when i was a little kid i went snail hunting with my granpa and put like 20 snails in a little yogurt cup then put leafs in it then left it in a cabinet and they just bred like rabbits and it stunk so bad my mom had to bleach it 3 times

@KiwiFarmsArkavel Music so good ten people died

this immaculate poetry is the greatest piece of writing that has ever blessed my eyes, your raw literary talent blows any other poet or writer out of the water after reading this my life has taken a turn for the better, it seems that any writing you out out is the best piece of pure literary technique i have EVER seen with my eyes, your writing does not fail, this piece of fiction is so IMMACULATE i cannot express it with text alone i cannot describe the glory of your literary capability with the functions of my brain, you are da vinci times ten, your writing is so utterly GREAT i had to rub my eyes a whopping 6 times to see if i was reading this MASTERPIECE of human writing correctly your writing talent is amazing i cannot express it enough. Pig2

@Echo_isn-t_here red pig2

pig2

i like german mythology the best because it has spawned the fenixmannlein they abduct women and steer a ship to abduct all humans, (i thinks)

I'd bring my good friend gus, he's a real good friend and ill tell you why he's a real good friend so basically 19 years back me and my real good friend gus were on a walk and we were walking and gus says "Why are we walking?" so i said "dont question me or you will face punishment" so we kept walking and then my pal gus digs up an ancient roman coin for me and thats how me and gus became best of friends, but basically the reason i'd bring him is because he's a real good scout and farmer, i dont know about hunting though, he's also real real real real real real real real real smart so he could probably just clone me 8 billion times, did i mention gus is very smart, he also knows how. me and gus could probably solo the whole bdns verse lowk, me and him could survive because were such goooooooooooood friends he also likes mud so i will make him some mud to play in at the start of each day. enough about gus and more about me, i have an iq of roughly seventeen micrillion so im good in that department im also 6'11, and i dont need to eat because i have food. oh man now thinking about food is making me want marshmellows, and icecream, gus also wants icecream so gus will manifest it out of his pocket dimension. mannnnnn when i was younger i had so many potatos i made a whole greek sculpture out of potatos and the potatos were soooooo good i didn't share them with gus, i shared them instead with albert so gus lowk sabotaged all of my potatos and put mercury in them.

@Rusty ts why you the best one on the site go off king

@NorskSerb984 damn

bros using full stops as spaces