Cave Johnson
Hi it’s me I am someone that likes to talk people (sometimes)
My colors just to know what’s happening
Green: Online
Yellow: Watching YouTube or doing whatever else but you can still talk to me I might check
Red: Please don’t talk to me when I’m red
Gray: IM NOT ONLINE YOU NITWIT
Oh yeah and here is my email if you really want to talk to me: letmefeedyouhungry@icloud.com
YOU MADE IT HERES YOUR PRIZE!
“It looks good you want to lick it” - Steve Jobs
Why are you still reading this? Your not going to find anything here’s more stuff then
“THERE’S A BUG IN YOUR BRAIN!” - Pleasantries
“All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!“- Cave Johnson
Oh yeah and I am Aroace as you can see and I think that’s all! Bye maybe.