1 day later. goes to the internet and finds Brontobytes. hmmm how much is that? seaches up. realizes its enough to download everything. it's time! Beginning download to the whole Internet. the world is mineeee!
Lorena Bobbit intended to lob her husband's weiner off when she lunged her knife at him, but she missed and got him in the thigh instead. So, she was only charged with a "misdeweiner."