I know my rolls intimidate u

@ShuriKitty wdym, i'm still here

I had a dream I forgot some of my McDonald's order. so when I got to the window I was panicking. I was crying in my dream, but crying in real life?? I think I'm being punished for dieting. I'm already cutting back. I don't want to eat any less that I already do, yk? anyways, they open the window and start handing me the order. it doesn't completely fill the car how it normally does. that's when I knew i'd be going hungry. so I began eating the food as the worker handed it to me, and then I sped off without paying. the cops came behind me, and in a state of panic I accidentally opened the trunk. what was left of my order started flying out the back. the mcflurrys destroyed the cop car, and then became this mass of ice cream monster and started calling me obese. i've literally lost 3 pounds, I thought I was doing good. the ice cream monster stepped on my car like I step on my hamburgers when they don't get the order right. I woke up crying and walked to the kitchen.

@macncheese. I cant wait that long

@macncheese. omg me too! #fatnesstofitness

@macncheese. where can I buy this

@macncheese. its cuz u don't eat enough mcdonalds

@Graveyard_artz we can share some of my McDonald's order. but don't take too much bc I went light this time