honestly your stance on parents and contreversy is so based, a girl in a gc i had on discord was thinking of ending it, so i told my parents and their first response was "you were on DISCORD??????" (dw the girl is alright now, other guys in the gc had decent parents, so it worked out)

dont fail final exam ;-;

bowser side special anytime they have a stock on you:

ok so your school blocks any and all game sites, but neglects to block forum sites?? like actually what

@GooXy okey youre my friend now and later we're having soft tacos

@_Izzy_ wait i never thought of that youre right

@_Izzy_ PREEEAAAACH

is that madeline from celeste (i dont watch tv, dont flame me)

oooh is it on switch

(im so going to get flamed for this) whats termina

yea me too but like nintendo is nintendo my guy

I'm on switch, making longer posts is a bit hard. Is there a way I can do this?

its prolly in settings but im too adhd to find it (i tried for like an hour)

give them the concept of taxes so they feel bad for us

smallish room, wood desk thats sanded but not waxed in the front right corner, queen size matress and bedframe with NO HEADBOARD in the backleft corner, dresser beside the bed with shelves near the bottom-middle so i can put stuff on it at night, white carpet, water stain in the corner of the ceiling, closet in the back right corner, filled with random videogame novelties

jump rope challenge trust me bro

writing all of this made my powerscaling level higher i am now street level

There are 100 bricks on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
00 bricks on a plane.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
The door won't shut.

How do you know if there's a giraffe in your fridge?
The elephant isn't there.

The king of the jungle invites every animal to his birthday party. All attend but one. Who?
The giraffe, he's still in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. She does so safely. How?
The alligators are at the party.

Sally dies anyway. Why?
She was hit by a mysterious falling brick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game and wanted to join in.

@_Izzy_ its an offshoot of another joke, the second scientist is supposed to say "I'll have some H2O too!" but it is heard as "H2O2" which would kill you if consumed