TWO SCIENTISTS WALK INTO A BAR

The first one says, "I'll have some H20, please!" (pretend 2 is subscript)

The other says, "I'll have what he's having," pointing at the first scientist.

The first scientist storms out of the bar, angry that his assassination attempt has failed.

if you voted youre wrong

@_Izzy_ yeah, i just didn't know if he was considered a "bad guy" per se

@_Izzy_ average tuesday in ancient greece

@Yanderemenhera it is literally a crayola crayon it's called blue-green

sleep in sadness bc i dont know how to communicate with people im attracted to

yall we gotta do that thing where everyone gives a thumbs up and says "bread"

bread

@NightmareKing huh thats the name of a guy from hollow- HOLY SHIT WAIT

so one time, i was playing splatoon 3, because my mom said i could play splatoon 3. so then, completely fair reason, she grounded me for, get this, playing splatoon 3. I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT A SCREEN FOR 3 MONTHS

@bunnykek is ok pats head

me x (insert anime character here)

@SodaAddict right?!?!?

@SodaAddict omori alternate timeline where basil doesnt exist

swicth 2 has better graphics, i would know

zombie pigman. he's dead

carnival games

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@Peskybird you get intense about a LOT of things that dont really matter (just what the mind says, you can take this with a grain of salt)

@cutecoretherian you are either the kindest person imaginable, or you bully 5 year olds online bc its funny
@seesaw you are the "chronically online + raises eyebrows" combo pack
@dragonexplorer5 youre cool :)

holy cheeseballs how did this get so popular, ok SO
@shrub you probably are chronically online, but when youre not, youre with real life friends (awww)
@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 you likely have a life, which is saying something considering youre on this forum
@yeehaw you probably apologize for stuff that makes you feel uncomfortable, whether it was you fault or not
@ghøstface you were voted "most likely to piss off a buff guy when they graduate" in high school (just the vibe)
timers bouta run out be back with a sequel in a minute