one time, Chuck Norris got hit by a car, struck by lightning, blown by a tornado, sent to the bottom of the ocean, and eaten by a dinosaur, all in the same day

the grim reaper was relived he'd survived his near-chuck experience

its ok i once paid my mom $500 dollars for breaking a $50 vase, dont comfort me, im trying to do that

@KiwiFarmsArkavel please make a chuck norris joke and move on

@KiwiFarmsArkavel me when i dont know what bros on about + no one is monetizing this

chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down

GUYS IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING WHY DOES NO ONE CARE

give me your best chuck norris facts in rememberance

@Johnny.SS check out this guy, thinks advertising is real

@_Izzy_ me too twin, me too...

@kwhaii we need to make an AITA tag for bdns lol

undertale and deltarune (yes both)

@Yanderemenhera 6 MONTHS??????

frfr

um holy shit um hope he gets more than what he deserves, people like that absolutely should not exist, i am so sorry

@Faust oh that actually... kinda makes sense. but coming to school to make you do it is kinda bs

how do you have so many disorders, adhd (not focusing type) and deppression is bad enough, i feel so bad ;-;

happy birthday!!!!! (i dont have many feelings did i do it right)

ok i COMPLETELY understand this, if i know im absolutely losing at anything, i immediately shift my focus to pissing off people who are doing better than me, just making their lives miserable, then making a joke about it afterward when asked "what the fuck was that". my life is the epitome of "if i cant, then no one can"

o h g o d are you burnt? sorry