nice post! (its complement day)

@toetickler thats not a roast, that just makes people sad because these days its kinda true

meee

wat dat (i dont have a laptop or a phone

we cant roast you if we have nothing to roast you about, we dont know you

@KiwiFarmsArkavel where are getting this actual gold im losing it, like ik what you mean, i deal with ts everyday, but these names are [censored] hilarious

@GooXy evil gamblecore be like:

"LET'S GO MAKE RESPONSIBLE FINANCIAL DECISIONS!"

@GooXy evil gamblecore be like:

"LET'S GO MAKE RESPONSIBLE FINANCIAL DECISIONS!"

im scared of losing things in cracks. like, it doesnt even make sense, im just walking around my house, switch 2 in hand, then theres this noticible space in between two floor boards, wide enough for like a dime. and then im just suddenly super self concious about how im holding the switch, i feel like imma drop it, very precisely apparently, into the crack that WONT EVEN FIT IT, and what makes this even stupider, is the fact that even if i did, by some divine intervention, drop it into said crack- THE HOUSE HAS A [censored] FOUNDATION, THE DAMN THING WOULD JUST STAND STRAIGHT UP!!! i think i unlocked this fear at disney world when i was like 3, we were on a ferry or sum idk, but the floor was metal panels with space between each one, like no way you fall through, but the idiot child i was dropped a penny and it fell through, so anyway, yeah, i hate this fear, it's so [censored] dumb, but i cant get rid of it

imma just write down that book of golden insults real quick

LMFAOOOOOO

HUH WHAT

ok

teacher my dads the principal gimme money or ill tell your dog you like cats better

@NightmareWolfie that sounds kinda nice, hope we know eachother in an alternate universe <3

eevee and (shiny) greavard, for infinite happiness, blaziken, because i love her and you cant take her away from me, dragonite for self defense, ogerpon bc wynaut (humor), and dracozolt because i need to get places

mantis shrimp, they could kill us all if they just felt like it, plus they have 16 color cones