one time, Chuck Norris got hit by a car, struck by lightning, blown by a tornado, sent to the bottom of the ocean, and eaten by a dinosaur, all in the same day

the grim reaper was relived he'd survived his near-chuck experience

@NightmareWolfie dammit

what games should i buy for the gameboy, and should i mod my ds

its ok i once paid my mom $500 dollars for breaking a $50 vase, dont comfort me, im trying to do that

we should do only one bc some of us are gonna start a riot if wolfie doesnt win every category, which has been shown to not be possible

@KiwiFarmsArkavel please make a chuck norris joke and move on

@Andyboi

@KiwiFarmsArkavel me when i dont know what bros on about + no one is monetizing this

if you voted youre wrong

@KiwiFarmsArkavel

1. dont be that guy
2. this is chuck norris, he's different

@trashghoul lol kinda depends on how old you are, he was a martial artist/movie star, mostly remembered for his "facts" about himself, like "chuck norris isn't afraid of the bogeyman. the bogeyman's afraid of chuck norris."

chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down

so this is dating

GUYS IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING WHY DOES NO ONE CARE

give me your best chuck norris facts in rememberance :wilted_flower:

holy shit are you good? dms are open if you need to talk

@ladiesman217 dude i would love to have that outfit

@_Izzy_ got it, ill start playing into that as hard as i can

lowk, just current music (except freya skye)