Mod = I must be active
Active = I must be chud
Chud = I must be loser with no aspirations

Here is where we meet our little dilemma
Me like aspirations, I am an ambitious bean at heart
I don’t like the updates, don’t like who I must moderate, and I am saddened by the recent resignations of other staff.

I shall be far less active, and hey, now I don’t have to stop people from stuff I’m not interested in. I’m gonna giggle my way along with my sunshine and lollipops

We all need to take a step to become better human beings truly, even the little steps count

I'm bored, so I decided I'd put down my extra short story garbage I wrote like a year ago, the 11 is because this is part of a series of work, and I found it very amusing to write around 17 stories about random things

If this topic is ignored, I shall promptly delete my account

(11)The Farmer's Daughter

The farmer was a large, bulky man of some seventy-four inches.
His hands were ten inches long, and six inches wide, and he could [censored] a whole field in the blink of an eye. His daughter was similar to him. She was some seventy inches, her hands were nine inches long, five inches wide, and she could consume an entire carrot in the [censored] of a mouth. They got along well until one fateful day when his hands fell off. This wasn't particularly interesting, besides the fact that he could not click them back on as usual. He carried them inside, and he showed them to his daughter.
"Paw," she said, "can't ya' jus' click 'em back on agen?"
"No dearie, no can do. Listen 'ere."
There was a dreadful crunch as he attempted to stick his hands back in place. The farmer's daughter was appalled. Now her paw couldn't [censored] the fields, couldn't read her bedtime stories. So she had to work on her own, and this solitary work was grueling. Her paw was not the same as usual, and he often sobbed in devastation at being unable to work the land any longer.
One day, while she hoed the fields (it took her two blinks of an eye), she saw a strange mystic bottle, casually sitting in the shade. The farmer's daughter squinted her eyes, and read.
"The specialty glue, gets all parts moving" so she decided her paw would be fixed, and she raced home, where her father lay, stretched out on a sofa.
"Paw!" she yelped, "I found a mystic bottle 'ere!" Her father stood up, quickly, his eyes full of confusion and disappointment.
"Dag nab it, girl. You weren't to ever find that bottle."
"You don' wanna be well, paw?"
"Heck no! I hate them fields!"
"well, Paw, I gotta fix you up!"
"No sirree! I aint gonna go back to workin' the land, nor nothing lak that. No sirree!"
His daughter paid no heed to his definite answers, and grabbed the glue. Her paw began to run, and they raced about the house, until he quit the house, ran into the fields, and he churned up the land quicker than he ever hoed it.
From then on, the farmer's daughter chased him out into the fields every day, and all was well again.

@kxrsedxll Yes, and everyone wants desperately to please you

i have a question- are only switch users here, or is this an actual site? im curious because i got here using the DNS on switch, and i dont know much about it

how come some ppl have bios but it doesnt give me the option to have that as well? do i have to be here a certain amount of time or....?

@Aries
I would agree largely with this but with some nuance.
I’d say some people don’t have access to the medical assistance needed to fully diagnose themself, (mainly on this site in particular) yet it would be somewhat stupid to deny what most obviously exists if they exhibit many tell-tale signs of a disorder.

I would say I have many of the signs of such an issue, and I do think it’s not central enough to be a main thing I speak of, but it does affect me, as it severely reduces a lot of motivation to work, and to do anything really at times.
That’s my subjective view on the issue.

There’s a fine line between being “performative” and genuinely just trying to understand yourself without professional help.
Something I entirely agree with is this; no mental illness/disorder is ever “fun” or “quirky”, it’s an issue that requires extra effort, and stress to live through each day. It is decreasing quality of life.
So when people make their entire personality about their depression it begins to seem strange.
I think it is possible (being entirely dismissive is exactly what isn’t wanted, so many people are invalidated) these people have depression, but using it unrealistically as an excuse to have attention-seeking and/or disruptive behavior is pretty noticeable, and this is something that is never alright.

Do not start this again. I suppose I will have to lock the topic. If you have any complaints take it to mods, or deal with it privately.
Any of this “you wouldn’t say this irl” goes both ways, all ways.
If you dislike someone, block them.
If they say anything breaking any rules, report them.
Nothing requires arguing.

@seesaw This is a very good writing, and yeah, AI agrees with everything- it has even encouraged criminal/suicidal behaviors, causing actual death.
I have first hand experience of incorrect people using AI for validation, and this causes actual issues, such as an unnecessary boost of confidence in misinformation.
I know someone who took art in college, and was very bothered by the 'AI art', which people used when they were too lazy/stingy to get a real compentent artist, and this person wrote a multiple page essay which covers the points you've brought up, so I'm very interested.
It's my opinion that AI use should be limited to numbers, summaries, and small tasks. People misuse AI, and AI has no actual morals, so it is all up to the people...

@Skiesandstars Bud, you do know that not all websites work on here... right? Most sites have too much data for the switch to handle, etc. There is no 'fix'. Sometimes I do wish more stuff worked though tbh.

If everyone with hyperfixations is autistic, I'm autistic.

@xXIdc_go_awayXx
Reminds me of the one time this guy told me I was dumb and then he got in my face and told me I was ugly and I said I’m not your motherfrickin mirror boy and he backed off and said damn you’re so sigma but I laughed at him 💀💀💀

@w1ckedsticky1983 I'm crying from intense glee and amusement, never lose your swag broski

wow thank you

@Jujub_811 Mayhaps follow the rules of basic politeness, think before saying things, and don’t engage with particular people you don’t get along with.

Wait I love that gif... oh, and I have a sibling who was a real homestuckian about ten years ago.

I think the most talkative people online are more introverted irl. It applies to me at least, and for another thing, introverts are slightly more common overall.

uhm yea

@Eggyz999 You just need to learn simple chords in all keys, learn about time signature etc, which I think comes with learning piano. Really, you just need a bit of music theory, like what chord would go along with a specific single note. Knowing about all of the different keys would also be helpful. The most common time signature is 4/4, which means a quarter note = 1 beat, and there are 4 beats in each measure. The most basic key is C major (because it requires no sharp or flat notes). So I just recommend studying up a bit, and you'll have a clearer direction in general.