tell me a story grandpa (you forgot your alsimers medicine and are confused)

[Yanderemenhera]

tell her the most confused and absurd story you can. with only 2 paragraphs.

[Yanderemenhera]

[Yuni]

I remember. Back in 1942. My idol, Elon Musk, sent me pics of him on Uranus, and sent another with him holding a gun, the next day i met cheesus /j

[helloguys11]

[LadySkater]

Well son back in my day kids like you would play outside with dem wacha micallits oh yeah sticks and stone -SUPER LOUD COUGH-

[helloguys11]

@LadySkater

[Yanderemenhera]

sweety, grandpa can't remember if the stove i put daddys leaky gas can on is turned on or not.
so when we get home from this store we're Christmas shopping in we won't need to worry about turning on the heater sweet pea, it'll already be nice and warm!

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

when when it it was 1823 i was in world war 765 and uh WHEEZE we didnt have those celluar devices like yall youngins do today... i was also friends with COUGH trump. He sent me a picture whilst he was uh uh uhm erm uhhh uhm uhm ermm uh uh uhmmmm

[Yanderemenhera]

i remember a movie about a bee and a woman falling in love, it was my favorite movie when i was your age

[Yanderemenhera]

*||grandfather doesn't remember the plot to bee movie||

[ALLICAT]

I wish my grampa would tell me stories but hes dead and currently in my hallway in my house (cremated)

[Yanderemenhera]

@ALLICAT223 can my grandpa who is a terrible man trade places? :D

[Yanderemenhera]

also, specifying the fact he's creamated is a very nice detail in that sentence

[ALLICAT]

broooo i wish my grampa would "babysit" when my mom was gone and I had to cook clean and everything else while he jus laid there and monitored (slept) lowkey we fight over the remote