My boyfriend didn't say I love you at bedtime how should I punish him
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Blow in his ear everytime he falls asleep. Tickle every inch of exposed skin when he tries to eat or drink. In public walk infront of him and
periodically stop he wont trust you infront of him. Flat tire him, he wont trust you behind him. Wihile walking beside him constantly slowly merge with his walking path. He WILL remember the day he forgot to say, I love you. -
Do you guys all secretly work for the CIA?
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@sunbutt said in My boyfriend didn't say I love you at bedtime how should I punish him:
Do you guys all secretly work for the CIA?
no but i suggest you start running before he goes after you
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wow all great punishments you have listed.. he's already scared I just gotta decide
muffins!
"for I know the plans I have for you declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not for evil, but welfare, plans to give you hope and a future" Jeremiah 29:11
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@KiwiFarmsArkavel pick a number between one and ten
🥺🥺 omg... Really?? Ten!!
Ten seconds... Of pepper spray!!
@seesaw LMAOOO
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"for I know the plans I have for you declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not for evil, but welfare, plans to give you hope and a future" Jeremiah 29:11
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@seesaw yk this is quite a popular punishment I've given him.. he definitely is not new to stew that blinds
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good ending: your bf ran away
Your Silly Autistic Costco Alien
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good ending: your bf ran away
@KiwiFarmsArkavel he can't run away I made sure of that.
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"for I know the plans I have for you declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not for evil, but welfare, plans to give you hope and a future" Jeremiah 29:11
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with what?
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oh no i accidently freed bro :33
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with what?
@KiwiFarmsArkavel said in My boyfriend didn't say I love you at bedtime how should I punish him:
with what?
Lets not go into detail and no this isn't a hostage situation IN FACT he's the one keeping me held hostage
muffins!
"for I know the plans I have for you declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not for evil, but welfare, plans to give you hope and a future" Jeremiah 29:11
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My boyfriend hasn’t talked to me in a few days lol
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What am I reading bro
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should I be concerned- Bc I am- Heavily
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I actually do enjoy the taste of sharpie-
If you can read this, that means you're gay.
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should I be concerned- Bc I am- Heavily
@I_eat_sharpie Same buddy .....
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should I be concerned- Bc I am- Heavily
@I_eat_sharpie There's no reason for concern
muffins!
"for I know the plans I have for you declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not for evil, but welfare, plans to give you hope and a future" Jeremiah 29:11
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My boyfriend hasn’t talked to me in a few days lol
@RODWAVE_LVR feed him blinding stew for 2 weeks
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flash bang him
As a soon to be broken man once said. Your either perfect or your not me.
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He will poo and then realize there arent any toilet paper nearby for 7 days,
Its fun to be at the, Y.M.C.A!
Pronouns are poot/tis/penser/here (nope its actually MED/IC!)
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