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  • lollapaloozaL Offline
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    lollapalooza
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    #2

    today my grief counselor died.
    he was so good i dont even care. 💀

    \'-'/
    free-palestine.carrd.co
    veteran member and moderator
    Ash Ketchum・1997-2023

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      #3

      Whats the difference between Hitler and Osain Bolt?

      Osain Bolt can actually finish a race 💀

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      • lollapaloozaL Offline
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        #4

        you dont need a parachute to skydive.
        only if you want to go twice

        \'-'/
        free-palestine.carrd.co
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        Ash Ketchum・1997-2023

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          #5

          I wasnt close to my father when he died

          Which is good because he stepped on a landmine

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          • lollapaloozaL Offline
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            lollapalooza
            Global Mod
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            #6

            i dont have a carbon footprint
            i just drive everywhere

            \'-'/
            free-palestine.carrd.co
            veteran member and moderator
            Ash Ketchum・1997-2023

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              #7

              Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

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                #8

                A guy was walking with his unfaithful wife into the woods

                Wife: Where're we going. It's dark and I'm scared!

                Husband: Well how do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!

                💀

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                  #9

                  My gilrfrend dumped me so i stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

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                  • AlmondA Offline
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                    I eat babies

                    Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                    I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                    I'm not a global mod ◇

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                    • ? Offline
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                      #11

                      wtf yall r so weird- 💀

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                      • ? A Former User

                        wtf yall r so weird- 💀

                        lollapaloozaL Offline
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                        #12

                        @JustUrLocalGay dark humor is like food.
                        some get it,others don't.

                        \'-'/
                        free-palestine.carrd.co
                        veteran member and moderator
                        Ash Ketchum・1997-2023

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                          #13

                          All dark jokes are basically something straight out of quandale dingle

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                            #14

                            Whats the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?

                            A slice of pizza cant feed the family

                            💀

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                            • lollapaloozaL lollapalooza

                              @JustUrLocalGay dark humor is like food.
                              some get it,others don't.

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                              #15

                              @lollapalooza tru, i get it

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                                #16

                                My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

                                Edit: Oh Im now seeing @Lukeissmall posted this one already xD

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                                  What's the difference between Nemo and my father?
                                  My father stills disappeared.

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                                    My friend's dog died, so I bought her an identical one. She got even more mad and yelled, "What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs?!"

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                                      Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight.
                                      Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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                                        Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

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                                          What's the difference between Nemo and my father?
                                          My father stills disappeared.

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                                          @Broken_Twilight said in Dark Jokes:

                                          What's the difference between Nemo and my father?
                                          My father stills disappeared.

                                          And now... Do you know what does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found!

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