Whos the funniest bdns!(No wrong answers,but you cant say yourself)

[BrowseGPΤ]

@SweetLikeTarmac said in Whos the funniest bdns!(No wrong answers,but you cant say yourself):

@KiwiFarmsArkavel gets me rolling

W Tarmac

[Yanderemenhera]

@horatio full stop. his DMs were weird as shit

[vessel]

Noone said me vro...

[vessel]

@Yanderemenhera woah what he say

[lucifers_husband]

@vessel
STOP WIH THIS DAMN IMAGE.

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband but I dont want to....

[lucifers_husband]

But in all honesty, @vessel is a pretty funny guy. They are a very entertaining person and I'm willing to be their utmost captive audience.

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband not a guy

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband also im not a person :sob:

[lucifers_husband]

@vessel
I call everyone a "guy" mb.

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband your chill i understand

[lucifers_husband]

@vessel
...Hwat.

[vessel]

@lucifers_husband im not human TwT

[Yanderemenhera]

@vessel I think the tiny arms/hands make the image even better

[vessel]

@Yanderemenhera ok it isnt mine

[Yanderemenhera]

@vessel ?

[vessel]

@Yanderemenhera idk I didn't read what I typed

[lucifers_husband]

@vessel

"HEY, YOU BAKA!!! LEAVE MY SUBMISSIVE LITTLE OMEGA ALONE!"

I stalk toward you, a low growl rumbling through my chest. My eyes turn red as I realize you've made Alastor cry. I turn back to you, teeth baring.

"Oh, now you've done it.. GRRR... GRRGH! BARK!! RUFF!"

I start my epic display of dominance, making you cower before me.

[Cicadasandbats]

@lucifers_husband
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