I need to seriously admit some things.

[SumRandomLoser]

@UnpaidIntern oh lmao (please help me /j)

[UnpaidIntern]

@SumRandomLoser no mercy

[SumRandomLoser]

just to let you know i can't link vids myself

[UnpaidIntern]

@SumRandomLoser I also crossposted this to irl updates so it looks more real

[st4tic]

hey loser, what's your stance on the whole situation you admitted to partaking in?

[SumRandomLoser]

@st4tic I have only told everyone the sole truth, and I need everyone to read this so they can understand how grave my actions were. I apologize to everyone. Also, this does not change the fact I left my cat trapped in a box for three months and haven't checked in on him since. He was only being fed off of melted cheddar cheese dips and Skittles.

Everything I said here is true, everyone. I'm sorry. Besides, I also gave out everyone's address to the Martians and they have now declared colonization. That means my regret can only go to a certain extent until the end of humanity.

[SumRandomLoser]

guys. Have NO MERCY. Edit EVERYTHING YOU CAN FIND

[SumRandomLoser]

If anyone sees my cat, please check on him and see if he's alive... if he is, then please keep him in the box I left him in and tape it shut.

[Citrussahh]

How do you edit?

[SumRandomLoser]

@Citrussahh you just have to be In @everyone . then you click the three dots and Then edit

[Citrussahh]

@SumRandomLoser Ohh ok

[SumRandomLoser]

I like eating plants I see out there without knowing what they are. It's a fun hobby! But that doesn't change the fact I keep people I meet in my basement alongside my neighbors dog. It's all missing dog posters here and there, but they never suspected I was involved in anything or even bothered to check my house. They're so stupid!

that means st4tic is also in my non-existant basement /j

But anywho, I can confirm mint is best consumed piping hot with a bit of milk, sugar, shrimp, cheddar cheese, and a pinch of crushed medication (it doesn't matter what). I call it the "mentally insane's stew". The only minor side effect is that you'll pass out for an hour... but it's definitely worth it! Even better if you leave the milk outside the fridge for a week.

Wait... Is it mint or clovers...? Silly me, I forgot! My vision was already impaired by the contaminated snake meat I ate earlier. Or was it scorpion meat with thos weird plants I found, like I ate last week...? Don't do this at home either way, kids!

[Citrussahh]

Holy the SumRandomLoser situation is crazy, can’t believe that actually happened

[SumRandomLoser]

@Citrussahh yess yes he so problem-attic :scareemovee: -totally not loser

[st4tic]

i'm literally kicking my feet editing these is so [censored] fun </3

[SumRandomLoser]

Static i love your edits lets get married /J /JJ

[st4tic]

@SumRandomLoser you're going to catch me eating at taco bell before that ever happens (it's never going to come to fruition)

(...yes i know that's a joke lmao </3)

[SumRandomLoser]

@st4tic Whatever, not like there's time for that before the Martian colonization either. Anyhow, have I mentioned the fact I kidnapped ten Fortnite players last night? As a symbol of my good faith in them, I also let them try a taste of my delicable snake meat and parsley for dinner! They enjoyed it so much, they've been in a deep sleep since yesterday. They're so lazy! Don't they know it's time to wake up already? they're probably dreaming of a ranked battle royale to be THAT Sleepy.

[UnpaidIntern]

my rhymes are fire,
please hire

[SumRandomLoser]

@UnpaidIntern ouuuu hires you