@Innocent COULD BE IN THIS VERY FORUM

[Noctis]

@Someone... My sister left the forum for no reason and everyone is going bonkers have a nice day

[st4tic]

@Noctis once again nothing here is even remotely serious. so no

[Noctis]

@st4tic Man ppl are jst so into this bc the forum is almost dead or makes me question if this is a plain joke to my mind

[Moutzaki]

This is interesting than last week

[UnpaidIntern]

@Noctis Yes, I have determined that all of the suspects display Innocent-like methods through the method of Pulling Out Of My Αss. Pulling Out Of My Αss is a peer-reviewed proven scientific method.

[Noctis]

Static were onto you

[Moutzaki]

Oh spongebob the aliens would like a word with you!

[Moutzaki]

[UnpaidIntern]

@noctis @st4tic The probability of you being Innocent has increased 5%

[st4tic]

yeah no, we ALL know @/.Hatsune-Miku. is innocent's most recent alt, but said account is merely a throwaway made by @/Snail-Mail, whose true account was made by @UnpaidIntern, whose account was made by @/Almond, @/Raven's alt, which is actually operated by @/VGMoose and @/pwsincd as part of the great browsedns conspiracy

[Noctis]

Ok so this account was originally innocent but if she made all of those other accounts why?

[Noctis]

But.. You cannot make another account if the admin knows its in the same adress

[Noctis]

When they think your making another account

[st4tic]

#forthethirdtimetsaintserious #letpplmakecrazyconspiracytheories

[st4tic]

okay guys hear me out... the REAL innocent was @ShuriKitty all along and they're just infiltrated

source: the fact they use an anime pfp

[Noctis]

@st4tic Doesn't half of browsedns have an anime profile picture?

[st4tic]

@Noctis more than half of browsedns use one, which means they're secretly all accounts mass-created and maintained by the administrators as a part of the great dns social experiment of 2026

[Noctis]

Now that you said that this place gives me the creeps

[Citrussahh]

@ShuriKitty I know this theory is true but I don’t know how to prove it…

[Yanderemenhera]

@st4tic my goat is a strawman