shit we all did as kids

[BritishUnity]

@toetickler nuh uh i peed in ythe =trash can like a man

[ladiesman217]

i whipped my shii out and pissed on the floor
oh and i threw up on a teachers shoe

[saphirecrown1]

licked people (idfk man)

[ladiesman217]

i bit people like a real man

[Araghie]

Went outside, found a big stick to use as a staff, and tried larping the tribe stage of Spore by gathering rocks to make a campfire and chasing off the wildlife in my backyard when I was ~7. Safe to say it didn't last that long when my mother found out

[ladiesman217]

@Araghie w childhood

[LarryFire]

@toetickler i sharted my pants and chocolate melted in my pants

[ladiesman217]

@SweetLikeTarmac i did that with lollipops (i still cant open them to this day)

[[[global:former-user]]]

i used to put forks in the microwave and say the dog ate it /j

[ladiesman217]

@GrilledCat reminds me of when i set my friends microwave on fire melting gummy bears

[ladiesman217]

i left them in for half an hour

[[[global:former-user]]]

@toetickler poor gummy bears

[kwhaii]

cackling reading these

[ladiesman217]

we were making miku cake (it was mikus birthday)
exept it wasnt cake it was a gluten free bagel with icing on it and twintails made of gluten free flour and water dough

anyway i decided to melt gummy bears to stick it together like filling to make it more like a cake but i forgot how long things take in the microwave

havent been to thier house since

[LarryFire]

damn

[LarryFire]

who here eats play doh

[saphirecrown1]

@LarryFire i didnt eat anything i wasnt allowed as a kid bc one time i thought i was gonna die cuz i swallowed gum

[BritishUnity]

@Araghie I HAVE THE BETTER STICK I KEPT IT

[LarryFire]

my better it a gun

[Kam]

@toetickler my dad left me