shit we all did as kids

Araghie

Went outside, found a big stick to use as a staff, and tried larping the tribe stage of Spore by gathering rocks to make a campfire and chasing off the wildlife in my backyard when I was ~7. Safe to say it didn't last that long when my mother found out

ladiesman217

@Araghie w childhood

LarryFire

@toetickler i sharted my pants and chocolate melted in my pants

ladiesman217

@SweetLikeTarmac i did that with lollipops (i still cant open them to this day)

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i used to put forks in the microwave and say the dog ate it /j

ladiesman217

@GrilledCat reminds me of when i set my friends microwave on fire melting gummy bears

ladiesman217

i left them in for half an hour

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@toetickler poor gummy bears

kwhaii

cackling reading these

ladiesman217

we were making miku cake (it was mikus birthday)
exept it wasnt cake it was a gluten free bagel with icing on it and twintails made of gluten free flour and water dough

anyway i decided to melt gummy bears to stick it together like filling to make it more like a cake but i forgot how long things take in the microwave

havent been to thier house since

LarryFire

damn

LarryFire

who here eats play doh

saphirecrown1

@LarryFire i didnt eat anything i wasnt allowed as a kid bc one time i thought i was gonna die cuz i swallowed gum

BritishUnity

@Araghie I HAVE THE BETTER STICK I KEPT IT

LarryFire

my better it a gun

Kam

@toetickler my dad left me

LarryFire

for milk

Araghie

@LarryFire I always licked play-doh as a kid, never got to eat it cuz I tended to get caught right before eating it

LarryFire

when i was like 6 years old i fed a booger to my dog

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when i was 8 i would have a habit for eating dog food (yes i was literally eating actual fucking dog food) i stopped after i let go of the habit of it cuz of how bad the dog food tasted