Reasons to date me

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

@Jesenice57 said in Reasons to date me:

Nonce.

I'm gonna nonce ya like it's Liverpool

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

@w1ckedsticky1983 said in Reasons to date me:

@KiwiFarmsArkavel what an odd thing to say

Sticky mushy brain <3

[Aries]

@KiwiFarmsArkavel

I'm going to pretend that I didn't see that ngl. I'm not actually posting for a relationship, I think that's not really right in the sense that a relationship will happen when it does. I thought it was clearly satire from the ''Hit me up (insert winky face)'' As for your girlfriend, i'm sorry that your partner doesn't think before he posts.

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

said in Reasons to date me:

@Aries said in Reasons to date me:

Everyone's doing "Reasons to (insert something here) me" posts, so here's my attempt.

• I'm very social
• I can talk for hours
• I can be very loyal
• I am very defensive for the ones I love
• I'm bold and I'm not afraid to say what i'm thinking
• i'm energetic

Uh- yeah, i'm cringing myself out now but uh. Hit me up (insert winky face here)

IM BOLD IM EAGER SHES LOVING MY DEMEANOR I JUST DID ____ IN MALIBU AND IM SEEING ____ SO CLEAR. IM AN ANIMAL HYENA I WAS MEAN BUT I WAS JUST MEANER I ALWAYS THE KID WHO ACHIEVED THAT ____ DIDNT COME BACK CLEANER AND CLEANER /ref

Easter egg 🥹

[seal]

@KiwiFarmsArkavel yo what...

[LarryFire]

Not happening

[LarryFire]

Just get tinder if ur this desperate bro😭

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

@LarryFire said in Reasons to date me:

Just get tinder if ur this desperate bro😭

Mirror?

[R1GN1M]

Boys, I did it, I'm gonna text a girl!

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

@R1GN1M said in Reasons to date me:

Boys, I did it, I'm gonna text a girl!

Who in Neptune's nose hairs are you

[R1GN1M]

@KiwiFarmsArkavel steve.

[R1GN1M]

why can i only post here?