I need to seriously admit some things.

[Snail Mail]

Also they ain't gng
If there are specific allegations being made concerning Snail Mail, I would appreciate having those allegations clearly identified and substantiated rather than being presented as assumptions or generalizations. I am willing to address legitimate questions and concerns directly, but I believe that any discussion should be based on verified information and fair representation.

I would also ask that future communications distinguish between genuine criticism, ordinary requests for comment, and unverified allegations. I am happy to respond to specific, factual questions through the appropriate channel.

[SumRandomLoser]

The edits are getting out of hand

[UnpaidIntern]

@SumRandomLoser I just realized I can make the text that breaks the 4th wall invisible (white) on the default theme so you look worse

[st4tic]

@Snail-Mail HELP LMAO I WAS REFERENCING THE LIKE. EDITED SCREENSHOT I MADE SORRY

[SumRandomLoser]

@UnpaidIntern oh lmao (please help me /j)

[UnpaidIntern]

@SumRandomLoser no mercy

[SumRandomLoser]

just to let you know i can't link vids myself

[UnpaidIntern]

@SumRandomLoser I also crossposted this to irl updates so it looks more real

[st4tic]

hey loser, what's your stance on the whole situation you admitted to partaking in?

[SumRandomLoser]

@st4tic I have only told everyone the sole truth, and I need everyone to read this so they can understand how grave my actions were. I apologize to everyone. Also, this does not change the fact I left my cat trapped in a box for three months and haven't checked in on him since. He was only being fed off of melted cheddar cheese dips and Skittles.

Everything I said here is true, everyone. I'm sorry. Besides, I also gave out everyone's address to the Martians and they have now declared colonization. That means my regret can only go to a certain extent until the end of humanity.

[SumRandomLoser]

guys. Have NO MERCY. Edit EVERYTHING YOU CAN FIND

[SumRandomLoser]

If anyone sees my cat, please check on him and see if he's alive... if he is, then please keep him in the box I left him in and tape it shut.

[Citrussahh]

How do you edit?

[SumRandomLoser]

@Citrussahh you just have to be In @everyone . then you click the three dots and Then edit

[Citrussahh]

@SumRandomLoser Ohh ok

[SumRandomLoser]

I like eating plants I see out there without knowing what they are. It's a fun hobby! But that doesn't change the fact I keep people I meet in my basement alongside my neighbors dog. It's all missing dog posters here and there, but they never suspected I was involved in anything or even bothered to check my house. They're so stupid!

that means st4tic is also in my non-existant basement /j

But anywho, I can confirm mint is best consumed piping hot with a bit of milk, sugar, shrimp, cheddar cheese, and a pinch of crushed medication (it doesn't matter what). I call it the "mentally insane's stew". The only minor side effect is that you'll pass out for an hour... but it's definitely worth it! Even better if you leave the milk outside the fridge for a week.

Wait... Is it mint or clovers...? Silly me, I forgot! My vision was already impaired by the contaminated snake meat I ate earlier. Or was it scorpion meat with thos weird plants I found, like I ate last week...? Don't do this at home either way, kids!

[Citrussahh]

Holy the SumRandomLoser situation is crazy, can’t believe that actually happened

[SumRandomLoser]

@Citrussahh yess yes he so problem-attic :scareemovee: -totally not loser

[st4tic]

i'm literally kicking my feet editing these is so [censored] fun </3

[SumRandomLoser]

Static i love your edits lets get married /J /JJ