I need to seriously admit some things.

st4tic

(literally going through EVERY message and seeing what's editable </3)

the loser situation is crazyyyy. i didn't know you ate random plants off the street and made concoctions with them. or that you pissed on the bathroom walls. or that you kept your cat in a box for three months. what next, are you going to steal an entire store aisle consisting of canned food?

SumRandomLoser

I might do that- oh, wait, I already did rob an entire Walmart last week! They were forced to close the store, and then I blackmailed the manager to avoid reporting me to the police! Who says a little bait doesn't save lives?

SumRandomLoser

thousth Night forth Player shall Take an entire Food Aisle.

st4tic

clipped and being deep fried in the future

SumRandomLoser

You know what? Fine. I'll let you out of the basement. But first, I need you to give our little pet dog a refreshing dose of Pepsi with hot sauce! He's been looking a little down lately after I switched his diet of gummy bears and Sprite for chicken and rice... Was it... Because I forgot the chicken outside the freezer for a month? Aww, but it was only out for such little time! I bet he just thought the taste and smell were strong and ended up passing out because it had such a divine flavor!

st4tic

do you not realize how much the accusations against you are piling up?

SumRandomLoser

Don't bring back that stupid face until I'm done using an illegal shock weapon on my neighbor's objects! Or... do! I don't care, but if you decide to do something else, please be sure to cover the attic windows with wooden bars. I don't want my special guests to see the sun for the rest of their lives, anyways! What do they think they are, roommates?

st4tic

but... are you sure you think it was a good idea to do anything you admitted to doing??

SumRandomLoser

I don't regret anything I sayed, idiot! Wait... Is it "sayed" or "said"? Whatever. If you continue trying to talk me out of electrocuting my neighbor's childhood teddy bear, then you don't stand a single chance! Actually... Is it normal for something to be fuming and burning when you've been doing that for too long...?

UnpaidIntern

nvm i just un-crossposted it

UnpaidIntern

someone please delete the duplicates, the switch lags during during the edit and accidentally duplicates the post, it's also super slow with deleting everything one character at a time + lag while deleting it

The_Traveller95

@sumrandomloser, HEY! I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!