@Innocent COULD BE IN THIS VERY FORUM

[Noctis]

@st4tic Man ppl are jst so into this bc the forum is almost dead or makes me question if this is a plain joke to my mind

[Moutzaki]

This is interesting than last week

[UnpaidIntern]

@Noctis Yes, I have determined that all of the suspects display Innocent-like methods through the method of Pulling Out Of My Αss. Pulling Out Of My Αss is a peer-reviewed proven scientific method.

[Noctis]

Static were onto you

[Moutzaki]

Oh spongebob the aliens would like a word with you!

[Moutzaki]

[UnpaidIntern]

@noctis @st4tic The probability of you being Innocent has increased 5%

[st4tic]

yeah no, we ALL know @/.Hatsune-Miku. is innocent's most recent alt, but said account is merely a throwaway made by @/Snail-Mail, whose true account was made by @UnpaidIntern, whose account was made by @/Almond, @/Raven's alt, which is actually operated by @/VGMoose and @/pwsincd as part of the great browsedns conspiracy

[Noctis]

Ok so this account was originally innocent but if she made all of those other accounts why?

[Noctis]

But.. You cannot make another account if the admin knows its in the same adress

[Noctis]

When they think your making another account

[st4tic]

#forthethirdtimetsaintserious #letpplmakecrazyconspiracytheories

[st4tic]

okay guys hear me out... the REAL innocent was @ShuriKitty all along and they're just infiltrated

source: the fact they use an anime pfp

[Noctis]

@st4tic Doesn't half of browsedns have an anime profile picture?

[st4tic]

@Noctis more than half of browsedns use one, which means they're secretly all accounts mass-created and maintained by the administrators as a part of the great dns social experiment of 2026

[Noctis]

Now that you said that this place gives me the creeps

[Citrussahh]

@ShuriKitty I know this theory is true but I don’t know how to prove it…

[Yanderemenhera]

@st4tic my goat is a strawman

[Chef_pp]

100th post

[st4tic]

actually guys, the truth is... EVERYONE here except me is fake, and vgmoose along with the other staff have only made all these accounts for some kind of weird ploy. right now i am probably talking to one of the administrators undercover