Interactive Writing Thing: * You are in your house
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* You are in your house
* There is a door outside, there are other things in the house too but the door is cooler because it is yellow
* You should probably do something other than stare at the cool ass door
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Xenth walks over to the kitchen and starts the attempt at making eggs, he cracks an egg and puts it in. the sizzle fills the air as xenth eventually forgets about the egg and goes to read a book. the egg slowly cooks until a loud "POP" sounds and the yolk is splatterd all over the wall. xenth gets up and says "ohhh shi... i forgor..." and i throw the egg out the window for the animals to eat the charred remains.
uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry
"fall into me" - forest blakk
"fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"
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Xenth walks over to the kitchen and starts the attempt at making eggs, he cracks an egg and puts it in. the sizzle fills the air as xenth eventually forgets about the egg and goes to read a book. the egg slowly cooks until a loud "POP" sounds and the yolk is splatterd all over the wall. xenth gets up and says "ohhh shi... i forgor..." and i throw the egg out the window for the animals to eat the charred remains.
* You throw the egg out of the kitchen window, it splatters onto the grass in the most absolutely disgusting way possible. All of the animals love the eggs though.
* You feel disappointed in yourself, you have also changed your own name to xenth and now think in the third-person.
* The book was about thomas the train engine, you wonder why you stopped to read it
* There are now many animals outside.
* This is concerning. -
the animals are now looking at you thro your wndow growling and howling and even meowing but then they stop and stare at the yellow door while thomas the tank engine recks your howse and the animals then start hurting u
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the animals are now looking at you thro your wndow growling and howling and even meowing but then they stop and stare at the yellow door while thomas the tank engine recks your howse and the animals then start hurting u
* After the horde of animals showed up outside the kitchen window, you took the time to imagine thomas the tank engine running over your house.
* Ten minutes later, the animals are now staring at you through the window.
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@unpaidintern now thomas the tank engine is running over your house and the cat and the hat is staring at you while the animals are on there backs laughting at you
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@unpaidintern now thomas the tank engine is running over your house and the cat and the hat is staring at you while the animals are on there backs laughting at you
* You concentrate as possible, and, for a split second, you see thomas the tank engine approaching your with the cat in the hat staring at you, evilly, but they both disappear from your vision.
* It's becoming very loud outside, you hear barks, meows, growlses, zzeseszz, bawks, and a parrot saying "haha nobell sucks." You feel great pain hearing your deadname, as you have changed your name to xenth since then.
* You hear your doorbell go off, and very loud knocking.
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suddenly the door burst open
FBI OPEN UP' you run till you see the cat and the hat and he saysI WILL GET YOU AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT' you turn around to try leave when nicki from obsession is there saying `NO NO NO NO NOOO DONT DO THAT'and your trapped -
suddenly the door burst open
FBI OPEN UP' you run till you see the cat and the hat and he saysI WILL GET YOU AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT' you turn around to try leave when nicki from obsession is there saying `NO NO NO NO NOOO DONT DO THAT'and your trapped
* You thought the FBI was behind the door, since you have recently committed tax fraud.
* You ran in the exact opposite direction of the door, for good reason, and nearly straight into a wall at full speed.
* You thought you saw the cat from cat and the hat, so you turned around and stopped before you hit the wall.
* You suddenly stop moving for some reason while screaming "NO NO NO NO NO"
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* The knocking is still knocking
* The animals are still animaling
* You should probably do something
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I take a stick of dynamite conveniently left on the floor and light it, then I eat it. I explode in a comic style boom
I main kazuya on super smash bros. I have the inputs memorized
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I take a stick of dynamite conveniently left on the floor and light it, then I eat it. I explode in a comic style boom
* Somehow, there was a stick of dynamite conveniently left on the floor
* You eat it????
* You explode in a comic style boom?????* You begin to see a evil man, coming through the window.
* You pass out.* You wake up in the hospital
* You should probably say something -
* The knocking is still knocking
* The animals are still animaling
* You should probably do something
uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry
"fall into me" - forest blakk
"fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"
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* You say: "animaling is a new word.."
* The nurse looks up what animaling means
* They are disgusted* You were dishonorably discharged from the hospital
* Apparently, Karen, your neighbor, was knocking on the door.
* She found you passed out and called an ambulance* The ambulance bills are insane
* Screw you Karenjessie, we need to cook
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* You say: "animaling is a new word.."
* The nurse looks up what animaling means
* They are disgusted* You were dishonorably discharged from the hospital
* Apparently, Karen, your neighbor, was knocking on the door.
* She found you passed out and called an ambulance* The ambulance bills are insane
* Screw you Karen
* You need to find a way to pay your hospital bills
* There's a tv shop playing a commercial you don't like-
* You need to find a way to pay your hospital billsjessie, we need to cook
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* You need to find a way to pay your hospital bills
* There's a tv shop playing a commercial you don't like-
* You need to find a way to pay your hospital bills
@UnpaidIntern I eat more dynamite
I main kazuya on super smash bros. I have the inputs memorized
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@UnpaidIntern I eat more dynamite
* Somehow, there wasn't a stick of dynamite conveniently left on the floor outside the hospital
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