But we meant that the number of users and the number of users than it says was different, because (in this case) the second said a lower number than the really users that appeared online..

@Lukeissmall Now it works perfectly xD Ah no- It's broken again

Rep is great!

Reputation reputation, here and there! xD

Sweet food? Yummy!

@Lukeissmall And now it says there are 6 members online...

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway

My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Oversidez hoodies too, usually with jeans or skirts

Ok, I'mma stop

The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted...

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic...
I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

@Broken_Twilight said in Dark Jokes:

What's the difference between Nemo and my father?
My father stills disappeared.

And now... Do you know what does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found!

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

What's the difference between Nemo and my father?
My father stills disappeared.