@UnpaidIntern I AM DUDE

Somehow I pulled a muscle in my rib/lower chest area, I have to drink a Gatorade water mix in thing (it’s good but I’m not a fan of flavored water/juice), I can’t go to my best friend’s play this Sunday so I miss out on his performance, speaking of that friend, I need to make him a birthday present by tomorrow, and my step dad caught me on my Nintendo last night (I pray to god he doesn’t open it because it’s on AO3 and my switch does this weird thing where I will be on a fic, turn it off, and then I’m on an entirely different fic).

@Shockrat Frrrrr my mother is the best (she adopted me against my will )

IT GOT WORSE

I hate AI so much why are we learning how to “properly use” it please kill me 🥹

(Doesn’t help my teacher is pretty much a clanker kisser like stop )

You already look snatched don’t EVEN

Yes twin you would look so good 🥹

@Raven Wait what happened?? Was it because of what @unpaidintern said or what @i-mmaleandboard said??

I love them so much they turned out sosososo good :D

My sister feeds into my shenanigans I swear

It’s my first time doing it and I’m really excited :DD
(Trombones should’ve done trombone s//icide sighhhh )

@Gl1tch Nah lol

@Lucifer-s-Love I hope that’s a good thing but I’m still sorry that happened man 🫂

OK SO I HAVE A FRIEND AND WE’VE HAD THIS RUNNING JOKE THAT WE’RE A MARRIED OLD COUPLE IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP AND I ACCIDENTALLY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT TO THE ENTIRE CLASS SHE AND I ARE LITERALLY JUST FRIENDS SHE LIKES ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS I WOULD NEVER

@SumRandomLoser Idk man it’s a big a// car with a crap ton of seats
(WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT LIKE BRO-)

@SumRandomLoser A van like bro

@SumRandomLoser RIGHT NOW

@SumRandomLoser Dude idfk but they’re over here bitching about it when they hit a BUS full of middle and high schoolers

I’m gonna stay home and watch Obsession with my mom because I really want to watch it (she wants to watch it with me so that’s why we’re both watching it lol)

@Chef_pp "Hi Todd!" "Tord." "Hi Tim!" "Tom."

@SweetLikeTarmac Thats actually so peak what-