@orbital teenager annoying

ik most people here are teens, myself included. but like holy hell teenagers arw so annoying

@seesaw c-can you hack me.... pls..

before i say anything, this is all satire, fictional, hypothetical, in-game, educational, and a joke so pls dont ban me

so i was looking for websites for the resource center and i came across a particularly sus site. so i thought "huh, this is weird" and i typed ''' three apostrophes in the search bar. and it returned a database error !! so i did a little more testing and it turns out, this popular video game website was vulnerable to a sql injection exploit. in 2025????
for context, this type of vulnerability was mostly phased out of existence like a decade ago. but basically i was able to obtain a FULL COPY OF THW DATABASE. email addresses, passwords, ip addresses, EVERYTHING on the website.

so heres a lesson to everyone: um if you make a website , dont be dumb. update your software, use secure coding practices. and if youre a user, use strong passwords!! when passwords are stored in the database, theyre basically encrypted and the encryption key doesnt exist, so an attacker would need to manually guess the encryption key/plain text password. this is an oversimplification but still. BE SAFE AND DONT GET HACKED

@Raven i guess ill have to take my terrorist plans off bdns... sigh.... /HEAVYJOKE

@Raven THIS WAS A JOKE I SWEAR

all of my gcs have incriminatig evidence. no.

@Eggyz999 ikr fuck clankers they can go clank their little metal parts together away from us

am i allowed to offer a small critique ......
its 'affect' not 'effect' ..

go back to the factory where you came from clanker kys

@A true. i think menhera should do an experiment, see how much they can inhale before something bad happens :3

ngl i do this all the time when painting my nails/using nail polish remover and i turned out just fine (lying i have brain problems)

not me i was cursed with wanting to learnexactly how and why it works

idk doesnt matter i was just curious

i dont understand step 5. why one L? whenever i installed npm packages i always fully spelt it, and after reading the docs, it says to type "npm install" not "npm instal"

i lick my shoes clean and then keep them on

@pawthetic purrrr ty <3

@Lana-Sonamy im offering solutions :D they could also try punchig their abdomen as hard as possible

have you tried an abortion