i feel like round glasses would suit you better, the ones izzy suggested (no offense izzy) make you gain 20 years of age in my head. think izzy's glasses in the second photo, but as frames and with a lower arch so they're (reasonably) higher on your face

can i be 2? wrath and envy

my friends consistently argue about politics, both are wrong, it annoys the piss out of me. moral of the story, take it to twitter, theres a higher chance people will see it there

a boat lol

@_Izzy_ WHAT

how tf do you block the website for when you have no internet

can i say i like rice if ive never had rice?

new idea, hes super fast, but he uses real energy, so he can go fast like 200m max

@Kam what

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how

give up

"gulp"

not because of [censored] implications, because people wouldnt stop saying it whenever anyone got in trouble

can i be alright now? i feel as though youve gotten a better read on me now

writing all of this made my powerscaling level higher i am now street level

salad fingers is a real show dont let anyone tell you otherwise (also, how else do you pronounce ali?)

visualize the exact wording of what you want to say before you say it

There are 100 bricks on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
00 bricks on a plane.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
The door won't shut.

How do you know if there's a giraffe in your fridge?
The elephant isn't there.

The king of the jungle invites every animal to his birthday party. All attend but one. Who?
The giraffe, he's still in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. She does so safely. How?
The alligators are at the party.

Sally dies anyway. Why?
She was hit by a mysterious falling brick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game and wanted to join in.

@_Izzy_ its an offshoot of another joke, the second scientist is supposed to say "I'll have some H2O too!" but it is heard as "H2O2" which would kill you if consumed

@Kam it's a subcategory of the one you put it in, so technically you got it right

TWO SCIENTISTS WALK INTO A BAR

The first one says, "I'll have some H20, please!" (pretend 2 is subscript)

The other says, "I'll have what he's having," pointing at the first scientist.

The first scientist storms out of the bar, angry that his assassination attempt has failed.

@Kam questions complaints and warning appeals