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@_nebula_ "There's never been a truer statement" -Alastor in a TikTok I saw I don't remember the name of.

Source: https://youtu.be/eAV2HGt6HlM?si=Q2f73Cj2ZFg7Vy4j (Alex Hirsch on How Gravity Falls Got its Name:

What I thought: HOOT

I'm sick but other than that, good.

Okay, now I can't swallow anything and when I do, I don't swallow it all. The rest jammed in my throat.

@taytayy I don't have any allergies..... uhhhhh-

@_nebula_ I HAD SCHOOL SITLL WHEN IT WAS LIKE 26 OUT AND MY BUS DECIDED TO BE LATE

Ik this ain't how you get one, but it weakens your immune system so imma say it.

Why would my gym coaches let us go out when it was 58 DEGREES OUTSIDE (or 14.4 degrees celsius)

@sam-the-man .....I have interims this week and the next

@sam-the-man I did. They didn't help, or at least not yet. It's been about an hour, though!

So I guess after laughing as hard as I did for the past two days isn't exactly.. healthy. Now I feel hella sick. I have a headache, I constantly need to cough or clear my throat, my chest hurts, I can't think straight for the life of me, and overall I just don't feel good at all. Anyone know what I should do? Cuz I have important tests that I don't wanna take with a bad headache that affects my thinking process.....

Why does it look like tony stark's head on a parking meter?

NAW THAT AIN'T ALASTOR, THAT'S... what is it? I can't think of anything.
Before(Dasies by Black Gryph0n & Baasik)

After(The AI )

I can draw (In like 6 or 7 different styles) and can sing. I also code hella fast.

Buckshot Roulette, Fortnite, Crash Bandicoot 4, Animal Crossing New Horizons, Mario Kart 8 DX, Smash Bros, Mortal Kombat 11, and a buncha other ones I can't remember.

I'm bored so- have niffty in minecraft :D

@DannilTrifonov Bro I was talking to one that went to my school and he went "Erm, chat, that's not very alpha sigma skibidi rizzler of you. Imma have to fanum tax you, you beta. Start mewing m-" yada yada yada, more gen alpha junk.

@_nebula_ That happened to me before like 5 times. One time the lady who owned the car actually saw me trynig to get in, and followed me in her car. Luckily, she didn't end up following me home.

"You got Insane?" Nah we got "I\F"

What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

For me, it's when one time I was just minding my own business, randomly get jumped just... BECAUSE. Then I get nauseous and winded! After that- everyone dared me to hit them back, even they were themselves, I got peer pressured into it and found myself surrounded with the dude who jumped me standing in front. The moment I stretched out my fist, I felt it come to an immediate halt. To add salt on the wound- my crush was standing RIGHT next to me.