so I live extremely rural, so my "neghbours'' aren't like, living with us in an appartment or anything of the like. one of the people who live close by has a small pig farm for example so i'm literally in the middle of nowhere. I live on a small peice of land, so I have a super big backyard and decent sized front yard.
yesterday, we found a half eaten thing of yogurt in our yard, someone trespassed in the wee hours of the morning to eat yogurt in our yard, we had no yogurt in our house or anything like that, it wasn't my family's doing. someone dead [censored] trespassed to eat yogurt on our lawn and didn't even finish it. another time a few months ago, someone left four books in our driveway we'd never seen b4. a Christian book, two cook books, and a Christmas decor decorating tutorial book. people who live close by aren't usually sober, lets just leave it at that, so i'm greatful they just are doing random [censored] mischivious shit at 3:00am instead of like, something like breaking in our house :wilted_flower:

my dad's dad who passed away last year might've not actually been his dad, but he loved him and took care of him regardless of a DNA test. my dad loved him very much regardless. and even if I saw him a handful of times when he was still alive, I was his grand kid. my "real" grandpa (on my mom's side) is a [censored] horrible man, he was physically abusive and basically every other horrible thing, he might be my grandpa 100% in the DNA department, he isn't my grandpa where it counts. I think at the end of the day, it's ok to not be blood related to someone, I think all that matters is love.

pooks, i'll be honest, blood isn't important, only bond. your relationship with someone matters more than being related by blood. if he loves and cares for you than that's your dad. it doesn't matter whether or not you guy's share DNA

today, I had put on leggings (the kind i've seen a lot of women wear as is.) and I had decided to wear a skirt, right? it was a women's size 10. (supposedly 28-31 inches in the waste) I had fassened it up, as there was like 3 buttons and it fit like a glove around my waste.... then, i realized... it wasn't long enough... not in a modisty way... but in the way I would get into legal trouble if I took off the leggings and went outside. it didn't cover my rump... it was likely meant for a shorter person, (i'm 5'9) and it didn't cover anything :sob: imma put it in a blessing box tomorrow so someone who's under 5'5 can hopefully wear it and get some life outta it. bc there's no way in hell my fatass is gonna be wearing that again :wilted_flower:

i personally am ready to lose contact with my mom, she's insane and im not one of those idiots who will justify someones sick behavior just bc they got adhd & bipolar (what my mom has) and especially if ik damn well they're not gonna change. i think burning bridges with family should definitely be less tabo you know?

i won't be online until the home wifi gets payed. bye for now ig.

its fine, the person died last week and they were cremated so the funeral was later. im not close to them so i feel largely uneffected by there passing. there's none ik irl im close to if i had to be honest. i've probably only seen him 10 times in my enter life so its not a big thing for me. im not really the type to morn ether so the second im able to be online more, I WILL. im not taking a break or anything like that, its just shitty Internet hotspot is all i have so i come online at weird times rn

the usa government shut down at 12am. people are gonna be outta work, this sucks :c

maria cary, dried up, one hit wonder meme x sad, emo femboi edge lord who cant seem to keep a [censored] for long then goes and makes song about failed relationship
yes, if i had my shit i'd be making this real.

dupster girl

i like green day and mindless self indulgence. i feel very sad bc of my seizures i'll never get to enjoy a green day show, and msi doesn't even do shows anymore, not since the 2010s. :c but i also like dark vocaloid, my favorites being ぺぽよ(pepoyo) and まれつ(maretu)

• get your [censored] back in the basement Timmy. mpmmy and daddy aren't coming to bring you home. take the shark plushie and go play with the other boys. I do not care it's damp or unfinished, you are a femboy now and this is where they live; In the basement. so get back down there while I get back into the kitchen and make some monster energy punch and greet these nice people taking attendence *

_ oh! hello! here!!!!!!!

@GooXy im hungry rn, i started salivating reading this :skull:

give a man a fire he'll be warm for the day, light a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life owo

schlep goes to the adress sent to him by chris, he told him he couldn't come due to wether, it was now raining heavily. he parked his car near by and got his tools. he got his bag out of his car full of the tools he'd need for this. he fond a window and threw a brick through it, Chris did not notice as he was sobbing in a different part of the house. he crawled into the window after unlocking it through the hole he made with the brick. he ploped down inside and went to go look for davids office, he has no idea where he is, the house is extremely massive. he finds the room after half an hour of wandering, he identifies it by the sign above the door and takes out an axe and breaks down the door, realizing that was completely unessciry as the door lacked a lock. he found it.

his PC

he opened it and guessed the password was his lover Chris, and got to work, he hacked into roblox making it unuseable by banning everyone with a US, UK or Russian ip adress and everyone noticed quickly, schlepp got scared and ran out of the house by breaking another window with a different brick forgetting he could unlock it from the outside. he accedentaly turned on a stove while in the kitchen...
and he ran to his car and sped away

chris was scrambling to find the shitty flashlight he had on his keys he had on his nightstand. then he heard a familiar voice outside his door say something about his home security being good and his name being Michael. chris found and snached his keys funbling them in his hands how rebzzxy fumbles huzz. he turned on the flashlight and went to look for whatever he could to defend himself and his hubbys house. then he had an idea....
ne went into the bathroom in his room and found bleach undr the sink and nailpolish remover in the cabinet, he mixed the two and put it on his shirt, he then ran out his door and was listening to the sound of someone laughing.... ''aha!'' he opened a door to reveal Michael from the youtube channel vsauce trying to steal soap from the bathroom sink. he put it up to his face and Michael was sound asleep. he then picked him up and put him in the shower and locked the door from the outside. his phone was beyond dead and there was obviously no power and his-
he was interuped by the sound of serenes and flashing lights. the police soon found him, and he explained what happened. Michael was fine and taken from the house and was later found to be intoxicated and pulled an elaborate stunt to cut the power to the house to steal soap for a video.

David's face was red. he knew he

had

to do this. he arranged a meeting whith Chris, a private one. he decided to play his favourite love song in the background when he made his move, he put on a black tux that cost more than 9 months of ozempic. he ordered a cake that said ''i like you...'' in rainbow colours just to get the point across. chris was confused when David reached out for an interview at a park pavilion an hour away, he was already evicted and living in his car. chris drove up and walked in. he heard it...

never gonna give you up! never let you down!!!

blasted from speakers and he saw David in a black and white tux holding a rainbow cake...
''what the ga-'
David began to cry he said ''i like you! my wife left me! i lost my kids, when i saw you.... i knew you ment something to me'' chris, now confused having a panic attack hid under a bench highperventilating as David began to feel very flustered himself.
they sat up on the bench blushing... ''i think im bi...'' said chris
''im homeless...'' they held eachother crying as confused kids were running to tell there parents about this. ''my address is 67 melody lane'' whispered David. chris finally knew he found something.

:skull: :pray: or is the joke here that there's none to write the song bc its too dead

@pawthetic when i was your age, our flag wasn't a rainbow, it was pink with a triangle.